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If having the moves like Jagger entails prancing around like an electrocuted chicken then no, I do not have the moves like Jagger
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12-10-2011 15:17 by
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I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig. It's not a beautiful poem but it's very deep.
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12-10-2011 13:57
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I hate when women don't have any pictures showing how her butt looks. How else am I going to know if I want to talk to you?
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12-10-2011 12:49 by
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You call it an invitation to your wedding. I call it an invitation to free food and alcohol.
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12-10-2011 12:20 by
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Willie Nelson is 77, so would somebody please warn him that weed's the gateway to heroin before it's too late.
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12-10-2011 12:20 by
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Lost a lot of Xmas Manger characters, but 2 Wise Men and a He-Man will do.
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12-10-2011 12:18 by
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Rihanna should date Lebron James.. He never beats anyone
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12-10-2011 12:14
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I have seen many men undergo difficult tasks for the slim chance of getting laid.
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12-10-2011 12:12
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I'm just your typical stay-at-home dad. Except I don't do housework or have a wife or any kids.
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12-10-2011 12:12
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I love updating my Facebook status while crossing the stre
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12-10-2011 12:11
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If it weren't for the fact that my bed is so far away from my computer, some days I wouldn't exercise at all.
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12-10-2011 12:10
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Shout out to the illegal aliens that are down to earth
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12-10-2011 12:08
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Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, & my alarm clock is the police.
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12-10-2011 11:38 by
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How long should you wait for a reply from someone via text before you assume they've been murdered?
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12-10-2011 11:34 by
SuthernFukr
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Turned my brain off for the weekend and now I can't stop coming up with ideas for Adam Sandler movies.
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12-10-2011 11:33 by
SuthernFukr
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I spend way too much time figuring out how I'm gonna get drunk.
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12-10-2011 11:33 by
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Relationships nowadays: First month, I love you baby! Second month, we are forever! Third month, Single.
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12-10-2011 11:26 by
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Don't you hate it when a chocolate chip blocks the straw of your Starbucks coffee and you realize that you have no real problems?
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12-10-2011 11:26 by
SuthernFukr
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I once had a life … then some idiot came and told me to make a Facebook!
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12-10-2011 11:26 by
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My Holiday Lights Tour starts in 10 mins. Free booze and spraypaint. No cops! Seriously, if you're a cop you have to say so.
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12-10-2011 11:24 by
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