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Black Friday is when Kim Kardashian shops for a new husband.
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11-25-2011 12:59
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Just Googled camel toe, and it said, did you mean Travolta Chin?
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11-25-2011 12:58
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feels like Simba in Lion King, you know that part where he's stuck in the stampede, and his dad dies saving him, but then later he meets Timon and Pumbaa... f*ck black friday I'm going home to watch Lion King."
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11-25-2011 11:50 by
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WARNING: Ask your doctor if updating your status as often as I do is right for you...
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11-25-2011 11:47 by
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feels great today....yesterday to combat the Tryptophan drowsiness he marinated his turkey in red-bull!
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11-25-2011 11:00 by
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Please tell me there is not a game of naming one thing you want from now til Christmas
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11-25-2011 10:24
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Great Black Friday deal!!! : Sleep..... $0
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11-25-2011 09:57
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Black Friday... Where the difference between "in line" and "on-line" is about 3 1/2 hours.
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11-25-2011 09:53
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How exactly does Al Queda recruit for terrorists? "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" "Ummm....Dead?" "Good answer!"
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11-25-2011 09:46 by
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I always pull my shirt over my entire head when I get pulled over because cops tend to have sympathy for drivers who don't even have a head.
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11-25-2011 09:44 by
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For my constipated, politically-correct readers: Happy African American Friday!
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11-25-2011 09:33
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I witnessed an "occupy best buy" last night?
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11-25-2011 09:31 by
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I just saw a disclaimer that said "don't try this at home", so I tried it at my neighbors house.
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11-25-2011 08:30 by
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Dear rest of the world, Piss off then. Plenty of other reading then...good day to you.
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11-25-2011 08:29
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that a drumstick in my pocket or am I just glad to see you it's a drumstick I have an eating problem oh God there's gravy in there too.
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11-25-2011 08:29 by
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It's like Uncle Pete always said, it's never too early to dip your balls in the gravy. (Uncle Pete's in prison now.)
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11-25-2011 08:28 by
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Native American ghosts spend Thanksgiving Day at backyard football games, tearing 40 y.o. white dudes achilles tendons.
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11-25-2011 08:27 by
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If Black Friday involved gunplay, I would have been up hours ago. And turned one on myself.
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11-25-2011 08:14 by
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I didn't eat enough to feel guilty but too much to feel virtuous. I did it wrong, didn't I?
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11-25-2011 08:13 by
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Autocorrect thinks idea sells furniture.
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11-25-2011 08:12 by
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