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I failed.Again.Like any normal loser would.
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11-25-2011 18:11 by
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wish they had black friday deals for college tuitions tho..
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11-25-2011 17:06
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The best part of Black Friday? Waiting outside the stores for exhausted women on endorphin highs to come out.
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11-25-2011 16:13 by
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Google+ is quickly becoming the "gym membership" of social networking: We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
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11-25-2011 16:07
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The best thing about partaking in the secret santa at work means I can finally give one special lady the mustache trimmer she so desperately needs.
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11-25-2011 16:00
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Notice the same people that complain about being broke are the same people that are updating status saying out shopping on Black Friday.
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11-25-2011 15:55
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Why is it you never see people checking in at the adult toy store?
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11-25-2011 15:51
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Dear Santa: I have been good for the past week or so. Lets just focus on that.
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11-25-2011 15:07
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Black Friday... America's version of "Running of the bulls!"
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11-25-2011 15:04
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I'm REALLY good in bed...I stay on my side and I rearly steal all the covers
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11-25-2011 14:57
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I believe I Will be wrapping all my gifts in insulation this year since everybody's itching to see what I got them!
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11-25-2011 14:12 by
@LeeToTheG
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You looked good until I realized one of your eyes don't blink and now I can't stop starring at it!
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11-25-2011 14:12
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You Know They Cheating on you when the expiration date on the condoms you left magically changes from 7/2012 to 9/2013
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11-25-2011 13:56
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A picture may say a thousand words...but with Photoshop, it tells a thousand lies!
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11-25-2011 13:41 by
@ericroflmao
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I hate it when I look horrible in a group photo and the person that looks good refuses to delete it
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11-25-2011 13:40 by
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Lesson of the Day: This is your ass (_._) This is your ass in prison (_O_) . Any questions? Just say no to crime!
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11-25-2011 13:38 by
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Black Friday is all the companies telling you they could sell their products at these prices everyday of the year....kinda reminding of us of how stupid we are and how greedy they are!!
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11-25-2011 13:32 by
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This country wasn't built on rock and roll, Ford trucks, or even good old hard work, this country was built on cheeseburgers.
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11-25-2011 13:09 by
Doc Noland
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Those first few seconds where it could be Bowie or Vanilla Ice is my 'Nam.
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11-25-2011 13:07 by
Doc Noland
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I'm proud of every woman I've ever had sex with. I don't regret any of you.
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11-25-2011 13:05 by
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