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"Eww, I'm so ugly." Like oops I think you spelt "I want attention" wrong. Confidence is key ladies. 
If Mac users care more about the environment than Windows users... Why do Macs have a trash can, and Windows have a recycling bin ?
Ladies: If you get an an argument with your man and you want to win or just want the argument to be over with, Just get naked and see how fast his attitude changes...
Just saw a baby that was wearing a shirt that said, "not everything stays in Vegas"
I think we need to be more concerned about dinosaur ghosts.
I almost got raped in jail. My family takes monopoly very seriously.
Guy: Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? Girl: No Guy: (pulls pockets inside out) would you like to?
My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy... So now I sit down to pee.
Next time I see a dead deer on the side of the road I'm going to leave and come back dressed as Santa Clause with a sign that says, "Help, need ride."
Me: Wow everything seems right for once. Life: Hold on let me f*ck it up.
Exit Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check Facebook ....
To people who dress their dogs, I hate you more than your dog hates you.
When I think about how much time I've spent on Facebook, I wonder how many miles I've scrolled on my mouse wheel.
Went to the store and asked for Amy Winehouse's greatest hits. But the guy behind the counter told me they don't sell heroin.
It's not so much that I'm a KE$HA hater, its more of the fact that I'm a music lover.
Only 12 more days till I get some tube socks, a slew of checkered polo shirts I'll never wear, and a box set of Aqua Velva I'll eventually use as paint thinner....Yay! :/
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I saw 2 deaf chicks arguing today... one of them said "You betta keep my name out yo hands B!TCH!"
It's not cheating if you let your girlfriend watch.
You have a pretty face but I don't like the gang signs your teeth are throwing up at me
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