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Just loaned my friend $10,000 to get a face lift. Now I can't get my money back because I don't know what he looks like.
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11-28-2011 20:34
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It's weird...I keep hitting the home button on my phone, but I'm still at work..
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11-28-2011 20:28 by
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I don't hate you, I just hope your next period starts in a shark tank.
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11-28-2011 20:27 by
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does PayPal call anyone else 40 times a day from a 208-515-7481? Them people need to get a life! LOL, I'm not paying you!!
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11-28-2011 19:16
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Turns out a crash diet doesn't mean having vodka with every meal and falling down the stairs at noon!
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11-28-2011 18:57
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I Could never live in the country..unless theres a 7-11 real close.
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11-28-2011 18:51
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My identity was stolen. I hope they do a better job with my life than I did!
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11-28-2011 18:28
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I'll always be here for you...Unless there's an angry mob after you. Then I've never seen you before in my life.
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11-28-2011 18:24
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead walk into a bar. None leave with me. The end.
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11-28-2011 18:24
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Pretty psyched for my new dog to start pooping tinsel.
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11-28-2011 18:22 by
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If you start off a status update with "Note to self" its obviously not.
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11-28-2011 18:21
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“I love Eminem” “The candy?” “No, the rapper” “What's so cool about M&M wrappers?”
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11-28-2011 18:21
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LIKE IF you sign on to Facebook chat & have instantly signed off upon noticing someone online.
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11-28-2011 18:19
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Nothing screams jealous insecure trust issues louder than a joint Facebook profile.
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11-28-2011 18:18
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Personally, I'd like to see Gillette come out with an eight-ply roll of toilette paper.
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11-28-2011 18:04 by
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I can only get sexually aroused if Ben Affleck is playing with animal crackers on my stomach.
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11-28-2011 17:57 by
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When they gonna get I'm shi#t faced parking stalls at wall mart...especially for the holiday season..???
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11-28-2011 17:32
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In 2012 if you want to stop seeing the same old things..stop doing the same old things.If you want change, you change first;) And don t do newyears resolutions! Have SOLUTIONS for last years problems cuz you will face them again.
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11-28-2011 17:19 by
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It don't matter if I'm single, complicated, engaged, married or divorced. My friends always like my status!
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11-28-2011 17:11 by
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I'm super lazy today. Which is like normal lazy but I'm also wearing a cape.
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11-28-2011 16:57 by
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