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If life's a b!tch... Why do I have to make my own sandwhich?
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12-03-2011 14:04
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I saw a guy fall off his bike this morning. He looked around to see if anyone saw his fall. I made sure to make direct eye contact.
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12-03-2011 14:01
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Herman Cain's "motorcade" down to a rental car and a fat kid on a trike
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12-03-2011 13:55 by
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Come on now, this is not a politics platform. This used to be a fun place dammit.
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12-03-2011 13:27
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Sometimes I think I was put on this earth as god's way to punish some people.
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12-03-2011 13:23
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Respect my inbox. Keep your drama out of my inbox.
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12-03-2011 13:00
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"K"= Conversation Over!!!
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12-03-2011 12:54
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Like for republican, dislike for democrat
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12-03-2011 12:14 by
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The person who invented the online software for your parents to see your grades is a real douchebag and must be assassinated.
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12-03-2011 10:57
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When someone asks, "Where are you from originally?” replying, "My Mom's V@gina", is apparently not a socially acceptable answer.
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12-03-2011 10:54
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Whenever I see a black guy who can't dance I just assume was adopted by white parents.
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12-03-2011 10:51
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I recently lost a friend. Not a real one, just one on Facebook.
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12-03-2011 10:46
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Met a hot chick online last night. Name's Casey. Lives in Florida and loves kids! Super excited! I think she could be the one.
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12-03-2011 10:44
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All you damn people inviting me to Castleville get on Battlefield 3 so I can knife you!!
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12-03-2011 10:34 by
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You get to a point in life where it would be quicker to tell the doctor what isn't wrong with you than what is.
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12-03-2011 09:47
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Q) Why was the Snowman so happy? A) He saw the SnowBlower coming!!!!
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12-03-2011 09:32 by
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My grandfather was a wise man, which is probably why every Christmas he only gave me Myrrh.
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12-03-2011 09:11 by
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Is there a High Council of Nazi Elders? To whom do we report these bathroom graffiti artists who are drawing their swastikas backwards?
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12-03-2011 09:10 by
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I just made eye contact with a guy in a turtleneck and now I like Coldplay.
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12-03-2011 09:10 by
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If bad decisions were flavored, they'd taste like tequila.
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12-03-2011 09:09 by
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