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There's a wild side to every innocent face!
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12-17-2011 13:19
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I miss the days when men dressed like men. Nowadays guys dress in jeans tighter than their girlfriends'.
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12-17-2011 13:15
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You can't change a ho, but you can exchange the ho.
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12-17-2011 13:10
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Shout Out to the dude that's getting beat by the police cuz he took his hands off the hood of the car to Tweet about being pulled over!
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12-17-2011 13:08
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To me the song "Baby its cold outside" will always sound like an attempted abduction.
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12-17-2011 13:00 by
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Let's face it, if jizz tasted good, none of us would have been born.
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12-17-2011 12:46
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Keeping the list of naughty girls all to yourself? Well played Santa.
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12-17-2011 12:38
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Kids these days, Will never know what it feels like to push a VHS tape into a VCR.
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12-17-2011 12:33
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When someone calls me a C**t... I know I've done something right
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12-17-2011 12:27
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Sleeping naked is good. Waking up next to that special someone is even better
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12-17-2011 12:26
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No matter how expensive the perfume a stripper wears, it will never cover up the smell of poor decision making.
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12-17-2011 12:22 by
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"Dude, she just called you disorganized!" "OH HELL NO, Hold my...oh sh!t were is it!?"
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12-17-2011 12:20
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Alright brain, I don't like you and you don't like me. So just get me through this exam so I can go back to killing you slowly with alcohol.
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12-17-2011 12:18
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FACT: Handicapped parking spaces to handicapped drivers ratio is way too high.
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12-17-2011 12:14 by
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If I am home alone, there's a 96% chance I'm naked.
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12-17-2011 12:12
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Fact: Women are the leading cause of herpes. How do I know? It isn't called "HISpes" is it?
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12-17-2011 12:09 by
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I wonder what happened and at what point a youngster decides, "When I grow up, I'm going to be a proctologist".
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12-17-2011 11:58 by
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i feel sorry for future generation college kids.....we buy our books & can sell them back...in the future it will be a kindle download you cant sell back
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12-17-2011 11:29 by
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◔◡◔ stalk mode; on.
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12-17-2011 10:18 by
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I asked my Heart : Why can't I Sleep at Night? My Heart told me : Because you have already Slept in the Afternoon. Don't act like you are in Love !
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12-17-2011 10:03 by
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