Funny Status Messages

   Where's the "cheaper groceries and gas" people who trolled lefties online for years about fixing the economy? Where are all the “know it all” neckbeard dads and blond haired moms who voted for him? These losers seemed to have allllllllll disappeared..

   Anti-VAX moms are just women who regret not aborting their kids.

   The NY Times estimate of how many would die from USAID cuts *this year* is staggering. Two million from AIDS relief cuts, half a million from vaccine cuts from food aid cuts each, 600,000 from of malaria and tuberculosis cuts.... are we having fun yet?

   My friend is an anesthesiologist at a VA hospital. They are 4 anesthesiologists short of being full-staffed. And, thanks to him, they are under a hiring freeze. So, when your favorite veteran's quadruple bypass surgery gets canceled... oh well. Thank him.

   As historic storms sweep across Red States and leave more than 30 dead, rest assured he's too busy golfing to give a s***.

   AIRLINE...FAILED CASINOS... FAILED MARRIAGES... FAILED MORTGAGE... FAILED UNIVERSITY... FAILED VODKA... FAILED CHINA CONNECTION.... FAILED FOUR BANKRUPTCIES... Yeah, what a great business man lol

   Would you like a tissue? Do you need a hug? Cry some more snowflake LOL I think it is funny that my posts will occupy the mind of this guy every day

   We're doing it because it annoys you 🙂

   n't it funny how red, white, and blue represent freedom until they're flashing behind you.

   Auto pen: your 2028 Dem candidate.

   Press 2 for English. "2"... AT&T Rep: "Dank you fur coling AD&D."

   At the grocery store, I saw a piece of paper lying on the floor with the following written on it: Pasta-Tomatoes-Mozzarella-Ricotta-Red Lipstick and Lube. Which means my soul mate is out there somewhere.

   DOGE cancelled a $600k grant to Southern you and A&M college. It was going towards researching menstrual cycles of transgender men. SMH it’s like an SNL skit at this point.

   If you need music at the beach, you're completely missing the point.

   I said, "Alexa, what do women want"? The thing hasn't shut up for seven days.

   Hug your mother today. Tell her you love her.

   IMAGINE CHEERING ON PEOPLE IN POWER WHO ARE ACTIVELY TARGETING AND HARMING THE HUNGRY, THE POOR, THE SICK, THE ELDERLY, THE VETERAN, THE DISABLED, THE DIFFERENT, AND THE STRANGER AND STILL SOMEHOW EXPECTING PEOPLE TO BELIEVE YOU FOLLOW JESUS. GMAFB

   "I miss my wing man".

   BREAKING NEWS! The 47th President hasn't been able to get it up since 2004.

   Now he's complaining about who signed deal to allow Canada to supply energy to the US - it was you, needle**** - in 2018 lmfao