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Men are born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in between them, because there's no place like home.
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12-12-2011 03:26
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I dont know why soo many people are against gay couples adopting children. According to the"babble" Jesus had two dads and he turned out okay.....
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12-12-2011 01:35 by
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I consider myself a gentleman I repeatedly opened the car door for my ex especially on curvy roads RJ
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12-12-2011 00:58
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if she got gold in her mouth....she's too hood for you bro
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12-12-2011 00:46
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Be choosey about who you let into your life and be selective about who you let stay.
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12-11-2011 23:26
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if her rims are worth more than her car, she's too hood for you bro
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12-11-2011 23:23
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I am more bored than an Easter Bunny in December.
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12-11-2011 23:20
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It wasn't my fault I got drunk!!! I was thirsty ;) x
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12-11-2011 23:15 by
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I refuse to go bungee jumping...I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one!!
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12-11-2011 23:13 by
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Don't be unhappy if your dreams never come true -- just be thankful your nightmares don't.
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12-11-2011 23:10 by
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There are no "good people"....Only good bullsh*tters.
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12-11-2011 22:57 by
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Damn you Migasjoe and your BookOfTebow!
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12-11-2011 22:48
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Dude, quit posting your stupid Tebow crap.
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12-11-2011 22:16
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Dear therapist, I might actually come see you if your job title didn't spell out, “The rapist” Sincerely, not lying down.
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12-11-2011 22:09
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Facebook just suggested I be friends with my ex. I marked it 'Offensive
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12-11-2011 21:56 by
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For what was impossible with Orton is possible with me! BookofTebow 12:9
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12-11-2011 21:46 by
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when you doubt thy will thy kicker will kick in the name of justice and righteousness with the right leg of victory BookOFTebow 31:17
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12-11-2011 21:45 by
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Thy shall never lose ones faith, no matter the deficit. Thy messiah shall leadith you to the promise land of the endzone. BookOfTebow 16:32
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12-11-2011 21:44 by
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"I wasn't that drunk." ... "Dude you destroyed my moms garden while yelling, "F**K farmville!"
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12-11-2011 21:34
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"Celebrating the 10 year anniversary working for this company!" - Best answer to the "where do you see yourself in 10 years?" job interview question. :)
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