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Life is a comedy for those who think, a tragedy for those who feel, and a pie eating contest for me.
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12-17-2011 18:34 by
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I've never actually seen anyone using a laptop on top of their lap.
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12-17-2011 18:33 by
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Being single is great! Except for the paying for everything yourself part.
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12-17-2011 18:32 by
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I dropped my laptop in the ocean, So now theres a dell rolling in the deep.
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12-17-2011 18:32 by
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To get back at the boss for no Christmas bonus, my goal is to rub my balls on everything in his office by New Years. Luckily I started in June.
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12-17-2011 18:31 by
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After refreshing for hours, I just realized that this might be the new layout..
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12-17-2011 17:46
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RIP Slim Dunkin...Thank God it was not the Doughnut!!!
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12-17-2011 17:16 by
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Your outlook determines your outcome!
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12-17-2011 17:15 by
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The republican party... I'm sorry I thought we were telling jokes
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12-17-2011 17:00
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Christmas shopping for your parents isnt easy. I mean, what DO you buy someone who has the perfect gift. Like me, for example
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12-17-2011 16:42 by
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Imagine if you had the Facebook Master account for one day
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12-17-2011 16:27
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If you dont like where you are, then change it. You are not a tree...
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12-17-2011 16:20
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to all my haterz...I hope you step on a lego.
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12-17-2011 16:11
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Snoop Dog carries an umbrella!!!! Fo Drizzle...
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12-17-2011 15:49
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when someone in a heated argument turns to me and says "You agree with me right?" What they are really asking is "Am I going to have to yell at you like this dumba$$ over here?"
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12-17-2011 14:43
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There's a wild side to every innocent face!
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12-17-2011 13:19
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I miss the days when men dressed like men. Nowadays guys dress in jeans tighter than their girlfriends'.
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12-17-2011 13:15
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You can't change a ho, but you can exchange the ho.
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12-17-2011 13:10
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Shout Out to the dude that's getting beat by the police cuz he took his hands off the hood of the car to Tweet about being pulled over!
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12-17-2011 13:08
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To me the song "Baby its cold outside" will always sound like an attempted abduction.
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12-17-2011 13:00 by
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