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   messageicon Be still like a mountain and flow like a great river. But not during sex, that's just selfish.
←Rate | 01-10-2012 23:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best things in life are not things...they're acts. Whether it be acts of kindness, comedy acts, or sex acts.
←Rate | 01-10-2012 23:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Schools need to include a new subject into the curriculum called, "Learn how to shut up and learn"
←Rate | 01-10-2012 23:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your child was pregnant at 16, why would you put them on a TV show? Isn't that kind of rewarding them for being a slut?
←Rate | 01-10-2012 23:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thought about asking someone if they wanted to be my "It's complicated" status...
←Rate | 01-10-2012 22:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Swear I bet you if I was a hot chick and I left a status that said "I'm brushing my hair". It would get about 50 likes.
←Rate | 01-10-2012 21:46 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just bought a Dyson ball cleaner.......I should read the intructions because I'm pretty sure I'm not usng it properly
←Rate | 01-10-2012 21:41 by Banjaxed Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's funny how two females could hate one another because of a guy, but the guy doesn't give a damn about either one of them
←Rate | 01-10-2012 21:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon OK some Women want to be equal to Men... Send us flowers to work, pick us up for a date, open the car or any door for us, take us out to dinner and a movie flip the bill and leave the tip and you make the first move at the end of the date!!!
←Rate | 01-10-2012 21:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice , but is still single.
←Rate | 01-10-2012 21:24 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon Those who drink to drown their sorrows should be taught that sorrows know how to swim.
←Rate | 01-10-2012 21:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Al Gore is so concerned about the bloody envorniment why does he write so many books......I guess it's ok to use trees and paper if you are making money off them.....envorinmentalists ....DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE
←Rate | 01-10-2012 21:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon As the dog sat watching the orchestra, he stared at the conductor and thought... "Just throw the d@mn thing."
←Rate | 01-10-2012 21:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why are pure Vegetarian Women silent during SEX.? Ans: They are in a state of Shock that a piece of Meat can give so much Pleasure.
←Rate | 01-10-2012 21:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  


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←Rate | 01-10-2012 20:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I blocked you on Facebook...what makes you think I want to connect on LinkedIn? just sayin
←Rate | 01-10-2012 20:13 by celebritygifter Comments (0)  


   messageicon how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub
←Rate | 01-10-2012 20:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The way to a man's heart is about eight inches inside of anything.
←Rate | 01-10-2012 19:57 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dogs are like Facebook; fun and interactive. Cats are like MySpace; boring, climb on the furniture and $hit in a box.
←Rate | 01-10-2012 19:54 by MTQ Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wanna be cool like on TV and walk into a party with a " Taco Bell " 12 Taco Party Pack
←Rate | 01-10-2012 18:26 Comments (0)  



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