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I just clicked to go to games and got this message from Facebook; The server found your request confusing and isn't sure how to proceed.
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01-11-2012 10:00 by
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My girlfriend yelled at me yesterday, "That's why we always fight...because you only hear what you want to hear!" "Thank you," I replied, "I HAVE been working out."
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01-11-2012 09:50 by
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Brady had 3 ring by the time tebow was 16
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The hardest choice I have to make everyday is what to wear cause if I turn into a zombie I want to look good!
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01-11-2012 07:37
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Back in 82 I was told to wait a cotton picking minute... I'm still waiting, how long is that exactly?
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01-11-2012 07:35
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I like to go into a fitting room, wait for ten minutes and then yell out "Hey, there's no toilet paper in here!"
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01-11-2012 05:45 by
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The first thing you should do when a cop asks you to get out of your car is tickle him, just to find out if he's really "all business".
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01-11-2012 05:32 by
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AIR GUITAR for sale ...any offers?
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01-11-2012 02:32
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1f you c4n r34d 7h15 you r34lly n33d t0 g3t 0ff 7h3 c0mpu73r 8^)
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01-11-2012 01:39
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#IfWomenRuledTheWorld the wings on airplanes would flap
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01-11-2012 00:31
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I remember passing gum in school was like drug dealing....
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01-11-2012 00:13 by
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Everything is within walking distance, as long as you've got the time.
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01-10-2012 23:59 by
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My doctor's waiting room needs some music. And better lighting. And more beautiful women. And a pole in the middle of the room. And booze.
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01-10-2012 23:57 by
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I am painting a blue square in the backyard, so google earth thinks I have a pool!
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01-10-2012 23:48 by
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You are more confused than a male lady bug
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01-10-2012 23:40
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I hate when stupid people try & make YOU feel stupid because they don't understand you.
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01-10-2012 23:38
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Let's stay together = let's change the channel
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01-10-2012 23:31
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Why don't we take this relationship to the next level and you loan me some money.
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01-10-2012 23:28
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Girlfriends are like credit cards, you can't get one unless you already have one.
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01-10-2012 23:22
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I was touched by an angel, inappropriately.
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