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   messageicon Mancode violation 83970138- No matter how much of 70's baby or 80's kid you may be, man shall not sing Girls just wanna have fun by Cyndi Lauper
←Rate | 01-16-2012 14:33 by D. Wright Comments (0)  


   messageicon What happened? Are y'all ok today? FB needs a Dr. Phil button this afternoon. Half of you are Facebook bi-polar anyway....Inspirational in the morning and cursing folks out in the evening.
←Rate | 01-16-2012 14:32 by D. Wright Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's almost tax season. Anyone have some spare kids?
←Rate | 01-16-2012 14:31 by D. Wright Comments (0)  


   messageicon Money is paper, paper come from trees thus money grow on trees!
←Rate | 01-16-2012 12:56 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Mufassa reminded me so much of my dad... and he too saved me from a stampede of wilda beast
←Rate | 01-16-2012 12:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Loving me so much , I'm just going to "like" my own status .
←Rate | 01-16-2012 12:38 by Surhater Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a dream, that I could just get paid for having a dream.
←Rate | 01-16-2012 12:37 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every rapper out there thinks they are the next Tupac. But they seem to want to bypass the part where Tupac was the hype man on the Humpty dance.
←Rate | 01-16-2012 11:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity
←Rate | 01-16-2012 11:31 by Danny T Comments (0)  


   messageicon The LIKE button: also for choosing sides in a Facebook argument without saying anything.
←Rate | 01-16-2012 11:16 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy "Most of Alabama Hates This Day" Day!
←Rate | 01-16-2012 11:15 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies is the main reason why I have trust issues.
←Rate | 01-16-2012 11:15 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have sexdaily. Oops, I mean sexilady...no, sexydial...uh isexlady...no, I really mean sexyladi...um ladiesxy? Dyslexia - there that's it!
←Rate | 01-16-2012 09:24 by gidkid Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess it did mean "Discount Double Check" after all
←Rate | 01-16-2012 09:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon On this day remember an American Legend, Robert E. Lee, someone worth remembering.
←Rate | 01-16-2012 09:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hostess is filing for bankruptcy? Buy all the twinkles, zingers, and ho's ho's as you can! D:
←Rate | 01-16-2012 08:14 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I wonder if young people on honeymoons today have as much sex as we did when I was young. For the first week on our cruise, most people thought my wife and I were Siamese twins.
←Rate | 01-16-2012 07:48 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Judging from Axl Rose's physique, Paradise City has green grass, pretty girls and an abundance of Twinkies.
←Rate | 01-16-2012 03:14 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am never affected, moved or swayed by the sheer numbers of people in any particular group for I know that even idiots and fools know how to congregate.
←Rate | 01-16-2012 01:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope my CEO doesn't come here as the Undercover Boss cause I'd be like, "Ahh, don't worry about that mess. It'll be there tomorrow... BREAK TIME!"
←Rate | 01-16-2012 01:38 by Timboss Comments (0)  



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