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LOVE putting on underwear fresh out of the dryer. They're so warm and cozy, and it's fun to scan the laundromat and guess whose they are.
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12-30-2011 08:55 by
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I wonder how long I'd be on hold if my call wasn't important to them..
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12-30-2011 08:54 by
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I'd be 100 % more motivated if Samuel L. Jackson yelled at me to get things done.
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12-30-2011 08:54 by
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I have a life outside Facebook...but I have forgotten the password for it.
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12-30-2011 08:32
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'One Direction's Zayn Malik vows to ditch the fags' - I didn't know he was planning on starting a solo career.
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12-30-2011 05:25 by
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I wonder what Rebecca Black thinks of Samoa skipping out on Friday?.......
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12-30-2011 04:07 by
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So this book said to be a lesbian I need to lick carpet. For the last hour I have been laying on my floor licking my carpet and I feel no different.
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12-30-2011 03:46 by
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It's so nice having my family around for the holidays. It really makes me appreciate their absence the rest of the year.
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12-30-2011 02:16
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I Can Only Play The Hand [♠][♥][♦][♣] That GOD Has Delt Me -
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12-30-2011 02:01 by
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that money can't buy you happiness, but it sure can buy you beers to drink in the shower.
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12-30-2011 01:59 by
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To all my friends with short attention spans,
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12-30-2011 01:58 by
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glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by both men as well as women.
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12-30-2011 01:55 by
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playing a fun drinking game. Every time somebody says "you can't drink alcohol in the office" I have to down a shot.
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12-30-2011 01:51 by
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Did anyone ever tell those kids how to get to sesame street?
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12-30-2011 01:50 by
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admits that the Nazis were terrible, but look on the bright side: At least we got some awesome Indiana Jones movies out of it.
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12-30-2011 01:49 by
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undefeated at BattleShip. Mostly because I stack my ships on top of one another.
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12-30-2011 01:48 by
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I have 99 donuts because a bitch ate one
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12-30-2011 01:47 by
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Out with the Old, in with the New.......not you Honey.....I meant the year.....had enough of 2011......:)
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12-30-2011 00:01 by
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Girls need to start looking for guys who have goals, ambitions, and an education because 10 years from now "swag" isn't going to pay the bills.
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12-29-2011 23:55 by
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I remember the days when all my "good stuff" fit in a Sucrets box.
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