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   messageicon Husband:"My Olympic condoms are here, I think I'll wear the gold one 2night" Wife:"Couldnt you wear the silver one and come 2ND 4 a change"
←Rate | 01-15-2012 12:56 by scouser Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you ask me, people who harm children should be strangled at birth.
←Rate | 01-15-2012 12:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "And the flowers are still standing!"
←Rate | 01-15-2012 11:32 by Nick Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would pay good money to see the mayhem guy from Allstate hook up with Flo from Progressive.
←Rate | 01-15-2012 10:29 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon thank you Tom Brady for showing the world that you have way more GOD given talent than Tebow!
←Rate | 01-15-2012 10:16 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gotta check my undies; I just made a Joyful Noise.
←Rate | 01-15-2012 09:43 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marriage is like a deck of cards: In the beginning all you need are two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
←Rate | 01-15-2012 09:32 by MTQ Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was in the 10th grade I was taught $ex-ed by a 65-year-old nun, which is kind of like taking barbecue lessons from a vegetarian.
←Rate | 01-15-2012 09:23 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon The last time a Christian was that thoroughly torn apart, Caligula was Emporer.
←Rate | 01-15-2012 08:46 by TebowH8R Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Ooh, the game was tonight?"- God
←Rate | 01-15-2012 08:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "It is better to have been on penici!!in, than to have never loved at all."
←Rate | 01-15-2012 06:03 by MTQ Comments (0)  


   messageicon There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but to catch them, you must first become a Master Baiter. :))
←Rate | 01-15-2012 04:13 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status
←Rate | 01-14-2012 23:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not even FEMA could help the saints
←Rate | 01-14-2012 23:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Too many hood guys not enough good guys..
←Rate | 01-14-2012 23:00 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't consider myself a Tebow hater...that label is placed on we Tebow realists by his sycophantic minions. Just now...he threw a dead on pass...at the receiver's ankles.
←Rate | 01-14-2012 22:51 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry Tim. The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away
←Rate | 01-14-2012 22:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry Tim. The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.
←Rate | 01-14-2012 22:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're not happy being single, you'll never be happy in a relationship... Get ya life in order before you try to share it with someone else.
←Rate | 01-14-2012 22:31 by Freddy F Babyy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Iron Man is a super hero. Iron Woman is a command.
←Rate | 01-14-2012 21:56 by mark Comments (0)  



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