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You know your lazy when you would rather text some one from across the room instead walking over to talk.
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01-06-2012 00:14
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Perhaps right after spending five minutes trying to rub the comma off my keyboard is the time to decide to stop eating over my laptop.
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01-05-2012 23:57 by
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Probably won't see War Horse. I'd definitely think about seeing a movie titled Skirmish Pony.
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01-05-2012 23:54 by
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I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years eve party..... when you here an arab counting down from ten your instincs kick in.
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01-05-2012 23:22 by
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Behind this innocent smile of mine, lay words that go unsaid. Words of longing, love, anger, and hate, all repeating inside my head.
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01-05-2012 23:14 by
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Dear Jack, your Jumbo Deal isn't jumbo enough, Sincerely I'm still hungry !!!
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01-05-2012 22:48
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As much as I love butter spray bottles it just makes me want Bacon spray bottles." I'd put that $hit on everything "
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01-05-2012 22:44 by
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SWAG= Stupid. Wack . Ass. Gangsta'
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01-05-2012 22:34 by
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Whatever happened to the honesty box?
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01-05-2012 22:30
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Can somebody please explain to me! I've never actually seen it but I hear it all the time "There's one born every minute" Thats about mexicans right?
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01-05-2012 22:22
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Scientist - My findings are pointless when they are taken out of context......Main Stream Media - Scientist claims "findings are pointless."
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01-05-2012 22:08
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I've decided the best way to proceed in life from here on out is by walking around rubbing my n!pples and talking in the Fat B@st@rd voice.
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01-05-2012 21:54 by
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Just completed a 7km run... These darn coppers don't give up that easily any more..
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01-05-2012 21:49 by
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You can call me the bus driver, because I'm taken everyone to school...
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01-05-2012 21:46 by
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This world is full of STDs... Sexually Transmitted DRAMA
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01-05-2012 21:39 by
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The drinking will continue until the economy improves
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01-05-2012 21:26 by
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The Weather is here...I wish you were beautiful...
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01-05-2012 20:43 by
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kids that stutter can blame their moms for using a vibrator while they were pregnant
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01-05-2012 19:27
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I only knew one LA Clipper fan before this season and he used to get made fun of everyday for it.
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01-05-2012 18:58 by
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That akwward moment when... you're trying to get over someone you never even dated.
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