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brought to you today by next door's unsecured wireless router 
going to write a report about procrastination for university tomorrow.
your fat.......... and I'm not going to sugar coat it cause you would prolly eat that also.
Welcome to Facebook! Where liars tell more lies, enemies are Facebook friends, weak people turn into Facebook gangsters, haters complain about haters and every person who talks about money ain't got none.
Finding a teen that does not have child is like finding the back to my remote
I'll be completely honest with you... sometimes I shower naked.
I'll buy the magic mushrooms, fireballs and flying raccoons but a Princess dating an Italian plumber?
I'm really bad at measuring the correct amount of pasta, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti tonight, come over
So when a girl Poke$ me on fb, is it like a $trap on or something?
I'll call you Daddy......no problem, when I get a weekly allowance!
Today is "International Microphone Testing day" 1.2.12
Soul Train? I don't think this means what you think it means!
decorating for my stupid sisters baby shower using condoms as balloons..
likes to fist-bump with a 'i got ur nose' fist
Hopefully Don Cornelius really is on the Soul Train to Heaven...
I had a happy childhood. My dad would put me inside a tire and then roll me down a hill. They were Goodyears
Funny, on the same day Don Cornelius dies, my platform shoes lost their sole.
that moment when you're dancing like a mad man in your car and completely stop when another car pulls next to you
My mom still tells me not to talk to strangers. I'm 22 mom, I don't talk to strangers, I sleep with them.
theres not many things funnier than a tranny in transition tryin to look all fancy with a crappy wig 