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Superbowl - what my wife eats cereal out of every morning! 
Who needs a therapist when you have music!
Small things amuse small minds.
A woman without curves is like jeans without pockets. You just don't know where to put your hands.
The dilemma with resisting temptation is that it may never be offered again.
I need a lot of coffee to start the day and a lot of booze to end it.
Get a “Head Start” on the day… Oral sex first thing in the morning!
Texting angry....All CAPPS!!
Marriage should have an expression date!
Town so small get mugged buy people you know!
Never knew if my father would hit us or the bottle!
Ladies......I am rebound material!
My father was a professional wrestler. He hit us but did not hit us!!
My wife is going to crap when she sees I've fixed the toilet
"Pay me now Round Eyes" kinda ruins that delightful happy ending moment
If you spend more time looking in his phone then looking in his heart, You should prolly set your ship sailing.
Russia is going to the moon, we can't even get to the next state with the price of gas
girlscouts suck! I ate like 20 boxes of thin mints and I'm not any thinner
If you put a ";)"face in a text message, I automatically assume your dtf.
This dude in my neighborhood was laughing at my car. I couldn't take him seriously cause he was riding a ripstick.
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