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Who Is Paul McCartney? You see kids, before PC's & Auto-tune, there were these mythical creatures who could sing/play/write songs themselves! 
It's safe to assume more pubes are shaved on February 13th than any other day of the year.
And here's your Valentine's Day forecast: Disappointment with intermittent pockets of candy eating.
Given that St. Valentine was a 3rd century Roman Priest who was stoned and beheaded, wouldn't a more appropriate celebration of the evening be taking one's steady gal to witness a brutal murder?
hey single people..tomorrow is officially 'rebound day' after all the ridiculously high romantic expectations end in 'epic fail:
Nothing beats breaking up with someone on Valentine's Day or their birthday.
he drew a flower on the ky intense box.....sigh, ...i love him
Dear people posting pics of things they got for Valentine's Day: Please stop it! Spare us the cheesiness and keep that sh!t to yourself. Sincerely, Single People
St. Valentine was actually beaten, stoned, and then eventually beheaded...they don't tell you that on the cards.
To show you all how much I care...this Valentines's I've randomly scattered bouquets of flowers around local cemetaries for you to find...Happy Valentines Day!...
"I used to love her, but I had to kill her" ~~ Guns & Roses celebrating Valentines alone, probably....
you know....I'm still waiting on the "Once you go black, you'll never go back" episode of Mythbusters....
you know...."Manuscript" is probably the classiest place to hide the word "anus"....
Just to be different, I'm going to cry about being single on the 4th of July, and celebrate Valentine's Day with explosives.
My wife said to go out and buy something that makes her look hot & sexy for Valentine's Day! So I got drunk...
Taking my wife to see the Muppets tonight. I hope her mum cooks something I like this time
My wife's going to be happy with tonight's planned tv. There's going to be balls moving all the screen. Champions League starts again tonight
Its not the chocolate or the flowers, it's how you put a smile on my face that makes today all worthwhile
Sorry V̶a̶l̶e̶n̶t̶i̶n̶e̶sD̶a̶y̶. It's Champions League Time!
I'd like to spend my Valentine's with the girl of my dreams… But she's gone by the time I'm awake… 