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what is six inches long and won't be getting sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe...
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02-13-2012 21:50
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shocked that thousands of military personnel have lost their lives and no one says a thing. a drugged out celebrity dies and... well, you know. now THAT'S FUNNY!!!
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02-13-2012 21:43 by
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You would think part of Frank Farmer's job would also be protecting her from herself.
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02-13-2012 21:32 by
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"So whose the Doctor who overdose Whitney Houston and how many years he getting?", says Dr Conrad.......
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02-13-2012 21:30 by
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Valentine Eve: worst time of the year.....constantly remind how single you are or stuck with this looser cupid picked out for you.
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02-13-2012 21:26 by
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Whitney Houston died just hours after being asked be a judge on the next season of the X Factor. Personally I think she made the right decision.
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02-13-2012 21:03 by
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69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
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02-13-2012 21:03
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Blow Pops.. teaching girls important life skills since 1973.
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02-13-2012 20:10 | Tags: Filtered
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I hope the new Superman movie is just two hours of Clark Kent frantically searching for a phone booth.
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02-13-2012 19:27 by
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It's quite ironic. Whitney used to do commercials for Pepsi, then spend all the money she made on Coke.
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02-13-2012 19:17
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“How about a holiday all about awkwardness and failed expectations?” – pitch for Valentines Day
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02-13-2012 19:14
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If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.
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02-13-2012 19:12
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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that yesterday when I was sitting in the fort I built.
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02-13-2012 19:10 by
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If I had a nickel for everytime I told myself I'd quit smoking, I could buy a lot more cigarettes
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02-13-2012 18:29
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The only "B" word you should call a girl is beautiful. B!tches love being called beautiful.
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02-13-2012 18:14
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I don't always feel like I'm at the top of the gene pool, but when I do, I'm at Walmart.
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02-13-2012 18:09 by
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I wish all gingers would just dye.
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02-13-2012 17:53
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Amputees may take risks, but they never go out on a limb.
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02-13-2012 17:22 by
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I didn't think my hangover was that bad until I spent 10 minutes logging into my nephew's Etch-a-sketch
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02-13-2012 17:19 by
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Really tired of homeless people tweeting photos of the garbage they're about to eat.
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