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The guy in the toilet stall at the mall sounds like he might need a spotter.!! 
I betshe gives great helmet.
My son informed me that he does NOT lie. He simply creates fiction with his mouth from time to time.
Dudes be talking that "I fear nothing but god" b.s but let a loose pitbull start running down the street.
I FINALLY GET THE END of the 6TH SENSE - those names are the people who worked on the film!!!!!
My wife elizabeth wants me to take her out tonite to take her mind of her anorexia . . . . . I'm taking her to see thin lizzy
My wife wanted to talk to me about my constant immaturity, but she couldn't. She still doesn't know the password to my secret fort.
My wife said earlier "Your p*nis reminds me of my old super soaker water gun."I said "Why, because its big, powerful and your favourite toy?""No" she replied."Because 6 or 7 pumps and it's all done."
thinking...as the solar storm hits Earth, let's all sing a chorus of "Baby, It's Geomagnetically Charged Outside"
i feel bad that Snooki's baby has gotten laid before I did *forever a virgin*
I feel bad that Snooki's baby has gotten laid before I did.*forever a vin *
If you want to get in to a womens pants, get into her mind.....that's what she uses to figure out if you're getting into her pants or not.
Sometimes my girlfriend is so annoying. "Do you think I'm pretty? Do you think I'm pretty?" Why doesn't she just answer me?
2 + 2 = Fish. 3 + 3 = Eight. 7 + 7 = Triangle. LIKE if you get it!!!!
My wife and I are into S&M...... She sleeps, I masturbate.
Putting a pin through all of my best friends condoms seemed like a good idea at the time. Backfired though when I found out my wife is pregnant.
Facebook account for sale, Friends included.
Golf got its name because all of the other four letter words were taken.
A woman never shot a man while he was doing dishes.
My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with 'Star Wars'. I said: "May divorce be with you."
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