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   messageicon Cats are nice
←Rate | 03-13-2025 23:20 by Apples Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just heard that a cold shower eases depression. I was fine with it... until I looked down.
←Rate | 03-13-2025 18:23 by DaFazz Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Dow Jones: where your nest egg goes to get scrambled."
←Rate | 03-13-2025 12:18 by CJG Comments (0)  


   messageicon He doesn't know how to drive. He doesn't know how to pump gas. He doesn't know how to buy groceries. He doesn't know how to use a computer. He's lived in a gold, chauffeured bubble his entire life. And so many of you think he's great LMFAO
←Rate | 03-13-2025 11:50 by lmfao Comments (0)  


   messageicon He doesn't know how to drive. He doesn't know how to pump gas. He doesn't know how to buy groceries. He doesn't know how to use a computer. He's lived in a gold, chauffeured bubble his entire life. So many of you think he's great LMFAO
←Rate | 03-13-2025 11:49 by lmfao Comments (0)  


   messageicon DOGE claims to have found mountains of fraud, yet NO ONE has been indicted for the crime of fraud. It's almost like Elon is 100% full of s
←Rate | 03-13-2025 10:02 by Americaisdone Comments (0)  


   messageicon 'Sleepy Joe' oversaw the biggest stock and job gains in US history while 'the business genius' crashed it all in 45 days.
←Rate | 03-13-2025 09:56 by Toofunny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Aint no hate like Christian love.
←Rate | 03-13-2025 09:46 by Jesuswasgay Comments (0)  


   messageicon Those people aren't attacking Telsa dealerships. They are tourists showing love. I learned that on January 6th 2021.
←Rate | 03-13-2025 09:42 by Yup Comments (0)  


   messageicon I tried to walk like an Egyptian. Now I need to see a Cairo practor
←Rate | 03-13-2025 09:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you ain't vaxxed, don't be jamming up our hospitals with your dumb ass. You ride that sh*t out at home with your Hannity and your horse meds.
←Rate | 03-13-2025 09:40 by 6tvd55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon weight loss tip: when ordering a pizza have it delivered to someone else's address
←Rate | 03-13-2025 09:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Disney Channel should be renamed "Celebrity Prehab."
←Rate | 03-13-2025 09:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Daylight Saving Time.....Sheesh. Gimme a break. Know what? I give it eight months.
←Rate | 03-13-2025 09:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Cookie Monster loved cookies so much, he sure did waste a lot while eating them. I need to know.
←Rate | 03-13-2025 09:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon it’s 2025. why do we not have caffeinated mashed potatoes yet?
←Rate | 03-13-2025 09:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pickles are great..until you’re in one.
←Rate | 03-13-2025 09:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon “I never go through the express lane when I exceed the product number limit” -me, flirting
←Rate | 03-13-2025 09:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon F*** friends with benefits, give me bedable arrangements.
←Rate | 03-13-2025 09:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Red states are much poorer than blue states. Because blue states are educated. And red states are full of morons.
←Rate | 03-13-2025 09:31 by Moretruth Comments (0)  



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