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Billionaire Chaleo Yoovidhya, the co-founder of energy drink Red Bull and the second richest man in Thailand, died....Looks like he finally got his wings. 
HA! If you think I'M crazy you should meet ME!
I thought the fire alarm went off so I exited the building. It was a premature evacuation..
You can really tell who your friends are by looking at your friends list.
The things I've seen while hiding in someone's closet are shocking sometimes... there are some sick people out there.
I think Words with Friends... should really be called... Scrabble with Cheaters!
Officer the only reason I'm speeding is because I'm late...and stopping me for 15 minutes to give me a ticket is only going to make me speed even more!
I listen better to people when they make sense... or better yet... Dollars...
I'm bad kinda in sentences at words order the right putting in.
Let's face it, if St. Paddy's Day wasn't about getting completely sh*tfaced, we'd be celebrating it in the same manner we celebrate Arbor Day. (Shaddap! That's funny!)
When I was a kid squirt guns were my favorite toy... Now I'm an adult and making women squirt is my favorite thing. I guess some things never change!
I hate to call it "one night stands." I prefer "auditions."
If life gives you sh!t, proudly take it and fertelize your hopes and dreams.
I hardly know you... but, Facebook says it's your birthday, so happy birthday!
Do the right thing today: Go to someone's profile, ccroll down 4 months, and like something.
If I don't share all this stuff about me now... it's gonna be really awkward when I show up at your house.
My drunk neighbor says he was attacked by a big bat last night but I was actually using a golf club.
Caught me a leprechau! He kept yelling at me, saying he's going to call the cops and sue me....ha, witty little leprechaun I know ur tricks.
One thing everyone will learn in school: How to text without looking.
you know you're lazy when you use your toilet as your mop bucket
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