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   messageicon I work hard. I play hard. I do the groceries hard. I cook hard. I read hard. I laugh hard. I watch tv hard. – Viagra addict
←Rate | 01-27-2021 15:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Buccaneers perfectly captured the spirit of Tampa Bay by their feature player being a middle aged man who spent his career in the northeast and then moved to Florida to retire.
←Rate | 01-27-2021 15:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was a kid we used to call Facebook soap operas.
←Rate | 01-27-2021 14:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Imagine the disappointment if a wolf knew its descendant would be a Tea cup Yorkie That's how your grandpa feels when he sees your man bun.
←Rate | 01-27-2021 12:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want this Valentines Day to be special.... Just give me a hint.... Tell me what will make you happy..... I’ll do anything.. *me, talking to my dogs
←Rate | 01-27-2021 12:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It was a mistake Friending you and I wont make it again
←Rate | 01-27-2021 11:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So who's ready for the holiday for singles the day after Saint Valentine's Day! You know 50% off cake and candy day.
←Rate | 01-27-2021 11:06 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves at the same time he does.
←Rate | 01-27-2021 11:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How can there be a Facebookers Anonymous group on Facebook?
←Rate | 01-27-2021 10:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always thought a chickpea was just when girls go to the bathroom in groups.
←Rate | 01-27-2021 10:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Please let's keep it private on Valentine's day this year with the "I'm so in love!" posts, as some of us are single here.
←Rate | 01-27-2021 10:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me: [donating body to Science] Science: [donates my body to Goodwill]
←Rate | 01-27-2021 09:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My living will specifies that if I’m ever on life support nobody pulls the plug until I reach my goal weight
←Rate | 01-27-2021 07:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon shoutout to my mom who has reused the same Christmas gift bags for so long she just found a gift card to the Cheesecake Factory from 1999.
←Rate | 01-27-2021 07:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon oh shiit. i’m at a doctors appointment, and I legit forgot to take the sugar glider out of my sports bra. let’s hope she stays asleep!!!
←Rate | 01-27-2021 07:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stop saying I’m not a nice person, I have a pillow in my trunk.
←Rate | 01-27-2021 07:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Starting to suspect I was bitten by a radioactive idiot
←Rate | 01-27-2021 07:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Waiter: Would you like a Chef's Salad, Caesar Salad or Cobb Salad salad with your ribeye? Me: None. I don't eat the food my food eats.
←Rate | 01-26-2021 21:25 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Find the man who strokes your hair and says how soft it is and doesn't care if it's on your legs.
←Rate | 01-26-2021 19:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Find the man strokes your hair and says how soft it is and doesn't care if it's on your legs.
←Rate | 01-26-2021 19:49 by Moon Comments (0)  



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