Funny Status Messages

   As historic storms sweep across Red States and leave more than 30 dead, rest assured he's too busy golfing to give a s***.

   AIRLINE...FAILED CASINOS... FAILED MARRIAGES... FAILED MORTGAGE... FAILED UNIVERSITY... FAILED VODKA... FAILED CHINA CONNECTION.... FAILED FOUR BANKRUPTCIES... Yeah, what a great business man lol

   Would you like a tissue? Do you need a hug? Cry some more snowflake LOL I think it is funny that my posts will occupy the mind of this guy every day

   We're doing it because it annoys you 🙂

   n't it funny how red, white, and blue represent freedom until they're flashing behind you.

   Auto pen: your 2028 Dem candidate.

   Press 2 for English. "2"... AT&T Rep: "Dank you fur coling AD&D."

   At the grocery store, I saw a piece of paper lying on the floor with the following written on it: Pasta-Tomatoes-Mozzarella-Ricotta-Red Lipstick and Lube. Which means my soul mate is out there somewhere.

   DOGE cancelled a $600k grant to Southern you and A&M college. It was going towards researching menstrual cycles of transgender men. SMH it’s like an SNL skit at this point.

   If you need music at the beach, you're completely missing the point.

   I said, "Alexa, what do women want"? The thing hasn't shut up for seven days.

   Hug your mother today. Tell her you love her.

   IMAGINE CHEERING ON PEOPLE IN POWER WHO ARE ACTIVELY TARGETING AND HARMING THE HUNGRY, THE POOR, THE SICK, THE ELDERLY, THE VETERAN, THE DISABLED, THE DIFFERENT, AND THE STRANGER AND STILL SOMEHOW EXPECTING PEOPLE TO BELIEVE YOU FOLLOW JESUS. GMAFB

   "I miss my wing man".

   BREAKING NEWS! The 47th President hasn't been able to get it up since 2004.

   Now he's complaining about who signed deal to allow Canada to supply energy to the US - it was you, needle**** - in 2018 lmfao

   No tax on tips, OT, and SSI…but the Left says no. If Biden had tried this they’d cream their non binary panties in joy.

   Electric cars are the future. Just not Musk's electric cars. Tesla is done. Buh bye

   It took one election for Dems to go from making electric cars mandatory…to burning them. SMH.

   The 47th President is the best President of all time.