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You are born to move mountains but you're still stuck on rocks. 
ust a friendly reminder, there are a minimum of three spiders in your room at all times. Goodnight...
Just a friendly reminder, there are a minimal of three spiders in your room at all times. Goodnight...
I don't care how hot you think you are, you aren't better than cheesecake. NOTHING is better than Cheesecake.
♫ All in all, it's just a... nother post on my wall. ♫
What is gray and comes in quarts,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,an elephant
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth. ; )
When I was born, I was given a choice - A big d*ck or a good memory.. I don't remember what I chose.
I'm a leader. Not a follower. Unless it's a dark place, then f*ck that sh*t you're going first.
If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I would never be bored again.
I'm surprisingly nice for someone who hates 99% of people.
@ Nobody ... the bottle said 1 pill every 12 hours, not 12 pills every 1 hour.
Always the blame game. No matter who the president is everyone's gonna say its his fault we are where we are. We're all Americans lets work together! Regardless of what party youre for! USA!
Nobody can't 'except' you are a very spiritual person but I'm sure a few could 'accept' it.
Due to the Economy, remember that money I said never to worry about?!!!
I wish cake went straight to my Pen!s!!
Please be patient… Beer isn't finished with me yet.
Misery loves company. But only if the company is good looking. And brings booze.
It may appear like I'm doing nothing, but i'm actively waiting for my problems to go away!!! 