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n't the term "politically correct" an oxymoron? 
For sale one air bass guitar, never played. One air drum set only played on Phil Colin's in the air tonight..... Lol
Does your a** never get jealous of the s**t that comes out of your mouth?
If your legs open up faster than Google's homepage. You are not girlfriend material.
My Mothers MENU had only two items: 1: Eat it or 2: Leave it.
That moment you realise you're a result of sex.
Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow.
We can talk to astronauts in space, but we can't get phone reception inside elevators.
Thank God It's Monday" ~ Your Liver
Dudes in skinny jeans...there's no need for sex if you're already in her pants...
I just heard that you should never enter into a marriage lightly...Heck, I must have been 275 lbs when I got married! So i'm good,,,
Lesson one: Only trust people who like big butts...They cannot lie!
Whenever I buy a box of condoms I always look the cashier in the eyes and say ''Where's your fitting room?!''
throwing steak on the walls, hoping to create a unique world map.
woke up on the wrong side this morning, but then went indoors.
reading Mein Kampf and training the cat in racial purity.
I find that a ducks opinion of me is largely influenced by whether or not I have bread.
Maybe we should put the NCAA in charge of the Catholic Church too.
what's the difference between your wife and your job? after a couple of years your job still sucks.
when is an elf not an elf? when she's giving oral sex she's a goblin. 