Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Most m*g* men are attracted to children.

   I know a guy in Calgary who keyed a piece of garbage Tesla last night outside a bar lol Great job!

   I guess our new Rage Baiter didn't get the memo where he, or she, or it could be making money doing this on legitimate social media

   TDS is actually a mental disorder in some states

   Left 1st husband, cheated on 2nd, married member of Journey, broke into band's bank account - embezzled hundreds of thousands after committing fraud and running Ponzi scheme. Now leads the White House Faith Office. LOL. Another M*G* Wh*re.

   I was asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently "A way out" wasn't the right answer.

   I like the word lefticles because not only does it sound like, but is also spelled almost identical to my two favourite things to suck on every night.

   Do you hate it when someone hacks your update because they're smarter than you because you're stupid?

   Musk should buy Barnes & Noble so R*t*rdlicans would start to read. He should also buy Pfizer so the R*t*rdlicans can finally start satisfying their cousins lmao

   After what they did on January 6? I hope every single Tesla dealership burns to the f'ing ground because I could give a damn.

   Famous M*G* influencer and frequent F*x News guest, Ricci Wynne, has been arrested and charged with s** trafficking and producing child s***al ab*se material with at least two m*nors. ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER M*G* FREAK CHARGED WITH M*****ING KIDS.

   Every news agency reported that the capsule landed in the Gulf of Mexico and I’m sure the most petty man in the universe was fuming.

   Still scratching my head over the L-E-F-T taking the logical concept that is "meritocracy" and making it about R-A-C-E.

   When I see people jogging outside I like to drive behind them slowly blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for motivation.

   Elon Musk is sending his 76 year old mom on a PR tour to beg sympathy for her lil' billionaire N*zi boy aaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

   Another day of Vetrans meltdowns! I'm lovin' it! You fought for a piece of sh*t country and now thanks to its "leader" you're getting bu**ered up the *ss. You fought for the wrong side, losers tee hee

   I'm not in favor of anyone destroying other people's property. But I have to say I love seeing a lot less Tesla Cybertrucks on the road.

   ONE SIMPLE QUESTION: WHY ARE YOU LETTING ONE MAN SYSTEMATICALLY DESTROY YOUR NATION RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES? Love, Germany

   Will tell you exactly what Dems love the most.... The entire world, dozens and dozens of countries, turning on yours lol

   Hi