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hi ho hi ho it's off to school I go! I don't learn much because the teacher is nuts ...hi ho hi ho 
you can have Jack Frost!! I want Jack Daniels :)
I hate when the weather man says there is a chance of sprinkles in the forecast...makes me want donuts!!
sippin' my coffee in peace and quiet!! Life is good :)
If it smells like fish, it's a tasty dish...if it smells like cologne, leave it alone.
A delete and block combo coming right up.
When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail.
if you have a job where you have to wear a nametag, nobody gives a sh!t what your name is.
based on those Storage War tards, my s hit is worth $3.2 million...
Nothing worse than staying the night at the girlfriend's house for the first time and having diarrhea.
Its like the Mayans knew this was coming........CIA has been compromise, No mo tickle me Elmo, and Slena went Str8 again
So who's buying their kids Elmo toys this Christmas?....Anyone...?
Mmmm...I see why Obama kept PBS
Watching this growing TOP CIA scandal is proof that women secretly runs the world!!!
So...I'm the only one left Occuying Wall Street so I'm going home...
(._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.) They see me rolling. They hating.
Christian Democrats the perfect oxymoron !
see ladies, it's easy to get ahead in life. Just marry a surgeon and screw a General...
I liked Red Dawn the first time I saw it 28 years ago when it was called "Red Dawn".
If I could choose between world peace and a reasonable fortune, my first Lambo would be red. 