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   messageicon Sadly this power outage is more exciting than the actual game.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the NFL aka No F***in Lights."
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:49 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon There must be something behind the power outage at the super dome, may be stop the momentum??
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:49 by BB Comments (0)  


   messageicon 49ers sort of have a deer antler in the headlights look......
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thank god someone finally pulled the plug on Phil Simms
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if it stays dark for too long, Ray Lewis might stab someone
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:46 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Union electicians are working the superbowl power outage, the game will resume in 3 weeks.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 49ers sort of have a dear antler in the headlights look.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon New Orleans hasn't lost this much power since hurricane Katrina
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon really bummed there was no wardrobe malfunction this year
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon looks like there's a position open for an electrician at the Super Dome
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Here, spray this on the fuse box" - Ray Lewis to Superdome technician.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Manti Teo's girlfriend can lipsync to an autotuned track too
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon That halftime show was the best....said no one ever!
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:28 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  


   messageicon There will be a huge demand on all European hair this week! So buy stock and shares in hair!
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:23 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Need to stop drinking this....its like 50 million Beyonces on the stage all of a sudden......
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:19 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎1st half take...my grandma could've defended better than the 49ers!
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:05 by BB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish they would quit interupting the commercials with this lame football game!
←Rate | 02-03-2013 19:49 by Rainbow Bright Comments (0)  


   messageicon My idea of a Superbowl is a toilet that cleans itself.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 19:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In the off season Ray Lewis works out at the North Pole with Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 18:35 Comments (0)  



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