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   messageicon would imagine there really isn't any market for sea shells down by the sea shore considering the abundance of free sea shells.
←Rate | 02-04-2013 07:55 by Maureen Comments (0)  


   messageicon LADIES: If your father is a poor man, it is your fate... But if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity!
←Rate | 02-04-2013 06:39 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are no stupid questions just inquisitive idiots.
←Rate | 02-04-2013 05:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Kanye turned the power off because Beyonce gave the best Super Bowl performance of all time.
←Rate | 02-04-2013 03:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people go to work just because there haven't left any people at home and their neighbourhood to bother them except at office.
←Rate | 02-04-2013 02:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We know this an American s ite and all, but enough with the Superbowl jokes already. Jesus Christ!!!!!
←Rate | 02-04-2013 01:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon what did people used to do when they couldn't google the answers to their homework?
←Rate | 02-04-2013 00:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon For all you people wanting to say that the lights went off bc of the illuminati, your wrong! Teddy P said "Turn out the lights" and when he says turn out the lights, you turn out the damn lights!
←Rate | 02-04-2013 00:02 by los8383 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every time I make a new friend. They seem to figure out a way to escape from my basement.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 23:58 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon it just me or does everyone look into a mirror and then look for the "Like" button.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 23:37 by Buddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet Jim Harbaugh used to unplug the Nintendo when his brother was winning.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 23:34 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow they had a football game at beyonces concert!!!
←Rate | 02-03-2013 23:07 by Kuini Comments (0)  


   messageicon Congratulations Baltimore....in 100 years the Jets will be half as good...yippie!
←Rate | 02-03-2013 23:06 by frank Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jim H. kids: Dad, can we go to Disney World with Uncle Joe?
←Rate | 02-03-2013 23:02 Comments (1)  


   messageicon And the MVP of the Super Bowl is.........The electric company.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 22:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Quick someone get Ray Lewis's fingerprints off of that trophy, just in case...
←Rate | 02-03-2013 22:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There was no power outage...... Beyonce's ass just got in front of the flood lights
←Rate | 02-03-2013 22:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I'm goin' to Didney World to murder someone!!" Ray Lewis
←Rate | 02-03-2013 22:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you hate it when Ur girl or wife ask you life questions while you watching a important game # biiioootch ask Steve Harvey
←Rate | 02-03-2013 22:02 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wine me, dine me, 49 me
←Rate | 02-03-2013 21:47 Comments (0)  



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