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would imagine there really isn't any market for sea shells down by the sea shore considering the abundance of free sea shells.
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02-04-2013 07:55 by
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LADIES: If your father is a poor man, it is your fate... But if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity!
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02-04-2013 06:39 by
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There are no stupid questions just inquisitive idiots.
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02-04-2013 05:18
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I think Kanye turned the power off because Beyonce gave the best Super Bowl performance of all time.
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02-04-2013 03:18
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Some people go to work just because there haven't left any people at home and their neighbourhood to bother them except at office.
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02-04-2013 02:08
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We know this an American s ite and all, but enough with the Superbowl jokes already. Jesus Christ!!!!!
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02-04-2013 01:56
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what did people used to do when they couldn't google the answers to their homework?
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02-04-2013 00:59
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For all you people wanting to say that the lights went off bc of the illuminati, your wrong! Teddy P said "Turn out the lights" and when he says turn out the lights, you turn out the damn lights!
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02-04-2013 00:02 by
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Every time I make a new friend. They seem to figure out a way to escape from my basement.
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02-03-2013 23:58 by
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it just me or does everyone look into a mirror and then look for the "Like" button.
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02-03-2013 23:37 by
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I bet Jim Harbaugh used to unplug the Nintendo when his brother was winning.
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02-03-2013 23:34 by
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Wow they had a football game at beyonces concert!!!
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02-03-2013 23:07 by
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Congratulations Baltimore....in 100 years the Jets will be half as good...yippie!
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02-03-2013 23:06 by
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Jim H. kids: Dad, can we go to Disney World with Uncle Joe?
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02-03-2013 23:02
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And the MVP of the Super Bowl is.........The electric company.
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02-03-2013 22:59
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Quick someone get Ray Lewis's fingerprints off of that trophy, just in case...
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02-03-2013 22:58
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There was no power outage...... Beyonce's ass just got in front of the flood lights
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02-03-2013 22:56
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"I'm goin' to Didney World to murder someone!!" Ray Lewis
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02-03-2013 22:49
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Don't you hate it when Ur girl or wife ask you life questions while you watching a important game # biiioootch ask Steve Harvey
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02-03-2013 22:02 by
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Wine me, dine me, 49 me
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