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Thank you, flowers, for being the perfect way to say, "My love for you is beautiful but will die very soon." 
Happy Mushy Card Nasty Candy in a Heart Shaped Box Big Balloon That Barely Fits in Your Car And You Can't See to Back Up $75 Roses That Can be Bought Tomorrow for $20 but Must be Sent to "Prove" Your Love Stand In Line for Two Hours to Eat Day.
Please stop saying "My Valentine is my child." or "Jesus is my Valentine." Unfortunately, they don't count as real Valentine's.
Roses are red, violets are blue, daisies are white, sunflowers are yellow. This florist has everything.
Today, people that say "liberry" ,"Jewelerry","supposably" and the Incredible"Hawk", get to celebrate "Valentimes" Day.
Some people pride themselves on their hard work. I pride myself on doing so little and yet keeping my job.
Deep Inside We All Know Money Is Everything..
Soulmate sounds like something Satan puts in his coffee.
roses are red, violets are blue, I'm sorry babe, got nothing for you.
Guys, for Valentine's Day leave 3 notes scattered around your house for your girlfriend that say "Will", "you", and "me." That'll keep her busy while you watch sports.
Today shopping malls will be empty... however parking lots will be full...
If you didn't want me to sleep at work, maybe you shouldn't have given me the paycheck to buy the drugs w/ in the first place. Work's fault.
I overheard my girlfriend on the phone to her bff saying she wants to get engaged on Valentine’s Day. I hope she finds someone nice.
It's Valentine's Day... If you arer married, go and kiss your wife or husband, if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend, do the same... and if you are single, kiss the ground and thank GOD!!! =)) HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
Valentine's Day is the day that the “V” and “D” come together ...
The best part of Valentine"s day is no more Vermont teddy bear BIG HUNKA LOVE BEAR commercials.
Happy Single's Discrimination Day!
The Oscar Pistorius "The Blade Runner" murder story has taken over the headlines. Would't it be an even better story if he used a knife to kill her.
Steve Martin had his first kid today at the age of 67... and that is how it's done. Happy Valent Times day to him."
I shot my girlfriend with a cupid's arrow thinking that she would fall more in love with me, but now she's just laying there on the ground ignoring me. 