Funny Status Messages

   I wonder if they remake The Wizard of Oz, if they'll use that stuff they put in the MyPillow pillows into the Scarecrow.

   Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'll take that! Like we can't screw this country up any more than it already is. #garykoenig2028

   Gary Koenig for President. Seems more qualified.

   Wait, those two douchbags have 19 children from EIGHT different women lol. Shut up with your Jesus bullsh*t 😂

   Those two douchbags have 19 children from 7 different women. Shut up with your Jesus bullsh*t.

   We're completely fine with fetus killing. As long as they're US fetuses. Because they're unimportant and irrelevant. It's like the Michael Jackson song. Kill em all, make the world a better place, for you and for me and the entire human race 🎵

   Waltz claims the journalist number must've gotten "sucked" into his phone. He then asked Siri, "How can I suck the journalist off?" Such an amazing clownshow. So much comedy. So much humor. Thank you rapeublicans for this amazing gift 😂

   What up?

   Yeh. He's definitely a Canuck.

   Who'd brag that they're from Russ¡a?

   I don't want Canada or Greenland. I want Pizza, Pu$$y, and Football.(Not soccer. They teach roosters how to play that exercise in boredom.)

   Hurry up and respond with one of your schooyard insults, cuck! Be a good dog. C'mon, just one before we give you time to catch up on all those handjobs at the local jail for rent money 😂

   We'll be back next week to sh*t on your country again 🤣

   Look at this little f*ggot trying to keep up 😂 Got bullied again at the local bar last night by real men who actually know how to please a woman? We own you now. You, are our b*tch LOL

   There he goes again. Another comment referencing incest. Must be a thing over there.

   Россия... Канада... оба коммунисты.

   What game do you wanna play... 'B@lls on Chin?' The only words spoken by the pedoprez in 3 months to his son Barron 😂

   Oh, look. Some little man discovered a translate app.

   What game do you wanna play... 'B@lls on Chin?'

   Psssssst Сейчас мы потратим несколько минут, чтобы узнать, кто вы и где вы живете, и поиграем с вами.