Funny Status Messages

   We enjoy mocking you. A bunch of lemmings running headlong towards the cliff. The product of yiur idiot leaders dismantling education by creating a generation of complete and utter imbeciles.

   Omg r*t*rdlicans think the D*GE cuts are lowering their taxes! lmfaoooo

   Can't wait to be schooled today by our indoctrinated, 3rd world, Cro-Magnon expert.

   Knock knock. Who's there? Ah. Ah who? Ah who, werewolves of London.

   Q. Know what? A. That's what! That's funny, right?

   So where's our in-house lef+ie been? Ah... in bed with his mommy after she made him some Hot Pockets.

   Imbeciles on the left have zero idea that this drop is necessary to lower inflation. It's short term.

   Why don't the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?

   Wait. Tampon Tim is a man? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

   Hey, m€ga sheep.... Check your 401s today? Bwahahahahaha!

   They said they voted him in "for the economy," then he ERASED 4.4 TRILLION of stock market value in 2 months. No wonder he loves the poorly educated. 😂

   Remember, gang: you’d have a better chance of teaching a pigeon to speak French than changing the mind of a l€ft-winger. Hence don’t waste your time.

   Elon Musk just threw a whiny temper tantrum after ACTUAL man Governor Tim Walz mocked Tesla stock for crashing due to backlash against his stupid bullsh*t hahaha

   Give this a th*mbs down if you're in the m*g* cult and realize you've made a huge mistake and want out but now its too late lol

   46% of R*publicans believe Hegseth should resign. 62% of Am*ricans believe the same thing. Because he's a f***ing moron like his boss.

   The only secure document in Washington DC seems to be the Epstein client list because dumdum is all over it.

   Walmart Mexico is investing 6 billion in Mexico. The USA has nothing to do with it other than making a profit off of Walmart Mexico. THEY'RE GONNA NEED IT 😂

   They should've never given jig-a-boos and women the right to vote. Well, not all women. Not the dumb ones like your mother who also has herpes.

   Ford CEO said at an investor conference last month, they're not going to build new plants in the States. Lie much? Needled*ck?

   I eat bananas for the shape, not the taste.