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This whole rescue could have been avoided if he just stayed in his vehicle. He should have called it in and waited for ems to arrive.
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07-22-2013 19:00 by
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I don't do kings and I don't support inbreeding.
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07-22-2013 18:15
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George Zimmerman helped 4 people out of an overturned SUV. I'm guessing it wasn't a black SUV.
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07-22-2013 18:04
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Nancy Grace TONIGHT: George Zimmerman's secret plot to kill the Royal Baby.
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07-22-2013 16:53 by
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Well if he is the Duke of Wellington, I guess they could name him Beef.
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07-22-2013 16:51
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About this whole Royal Baby thing, I googled "who cares?" and my name wasn't in the search results.
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07-22-2013 16:51
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This is Britain's chance to outshine the USA by not naming the royal baby after a fruit, plant, or direction.
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07-22-2013 16:41
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Kate is officially a milf
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07-22-2013 16:28 by
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Royal baby born weighing 8 pounds, worth billions of them!
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07-22-2013 16:25
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A terrorist attack killing thousands, a car wreck killing two. Nice try britboy
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07-22-2013 16:09
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So Captain Crunch and Kate had a little crunchberry.
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07-22-2013 16:08
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Royal baby was born at 8 pounds. Thats like 12 dollars.
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07-22-2013 16:08
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William & Kate, i'm really happy for you and imma let you finish, but Panda Watch was the best baby watch of all time!! #Anchorman , #imronburgundy?
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07-22-2013 15:49 by
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This is a historic day today - one we will all remember. A woman on a bed with the whole of Britain watching and waiting. RIP internet porn....
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07-22-2013 15:47 by
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I'm surprised people don't use photoshop to also clean the house in the background of all these fake photos they upload
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07-22-2013 15:10
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This just in...Goerge Zimmerman resues cat from tree!!
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07-22-2013 14:25
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The only person whom a woman listens carefully & follows Sincerely & does exactly as he says is a PHOTOGRAPHER !!!
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07-22-2013 13:40
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I’m better at remembering people who have bad breath than important historical facts.
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07-22-2013 13:23
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You realize like, billions of women have done the same damn thing right?
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07-22-2013 13:21
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BREAKING: George Zimmerman says he's "keeping an eye on" the Royal Baby, will let us know if anything seems suspicious
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