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Did you hear about the boat that sunk on the 5th of May that had all that mayonnaise on it? It was called, Sinko the Mayo. 
In a world full of hate, Be Kind.
Travel and tell no one. Live a true love story and tell no one. Live happily and tell no one. People ruin beautiful things.
Sometimes, not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck.
When someone tells you to hang on, but you hang up because you didn’t want to talk to them anyway.
Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth.
It’s better to appear strange to others than to be a stranger to yourself.
Maaaaay The 4th Be With You
Food is my favorite F-word.
Hide inside your friend’s toothpaste tube to give them a mysterious minty fresh surprise.
With you, may the fourth be — Yoda
Strong with this fourth day of may, the force is — Yoda
lol, did anyone actually read Exodus 21? Take a read and feel dumb.
AOC should read Exodus 21: 22-25 in the Bible to show how wrong she really is.
If your IQ is 35 but you think it’s 220, you’re probably a moron.
I realized how non-materialistic I am. To me, a step up the social ladder isn't a new car, house, or clothes... it's the rare occasion when I line the waste paper basket in the bathroom with a Target bag instead of one from Wal-Mart.
I’m embarrassed to live in a world that’s allowed 9 fast and furious movies
I don't want to be a millionaire. I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas.
If you think about it, The Kentucky Derby is like NASCAR only slower and with poop.
Just might make a career change....I want the job where you push scared skydivers out of planes 