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Just checking, I heard a loud pop and thought you may have pulled your head out of your a$$.
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05-12-2022 01:38
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Have you ever rubbed your eyes so hard that you enter in, to some other dimension of swirls and patterns?
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05-12-2022 01:37
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The same people who are candy to our eyes can be poison to our hearts. Study their ingredients before feeding them to your soul.
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05-12-2022 01:37
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Reach ~ as high as you can, and then a little higher. There you will find magic and possibility… and maybe even cookies.
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05-12-2022 01:36
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The Poet: Why do you write? he asked. So, I can take my love for you and give it to the world, I reply. Because you won’t take it from me.
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05-12-2022 01:36
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Have you ever been so mad that you were calm?
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05-12-2022 01:35
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LGBTQ: Liquor, Guns, Bacon, Tits and Quicksand.
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05-12-2022 01:35
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Love ~ Giving someone the power to destroy you and trusting them not to.
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05-12-2022 01:34
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Hangry ~ A state of anger caused by lack of food.
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05-12-2022 01:34
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I think I finally found a diet that's really working for me! That's called The Rsing Cost Of Food.
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05-11-2022 15:56
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SELLING MY CAR FOR GAS MONEY .... INQUIRE WITHIN
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05-11-2022 12:14
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The War on Drugs only resulted in more drugs. The War on Terrorists only resulted in more terrorists. Maybe we should have a war on Baby Formula.
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05-11-2022 09:03
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Those who are capable of tyranny are capable of perjury to sustain it.
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05-11-2022 00:53
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All of us: Ministry of “truth”, inflation, supreme court leak, border crisis, war. Mainstream Media: “Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard.”
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05-11-2022 00:52
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Dear leftists, you just spent the last two years fighting against the concept of body autonomy, take it down a notch.
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05-11-2022 00:52
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the FBI going to raid the house of the reporter who published the Alito opinion? Or is that just reserved for the reporters who got Ashley Biden’s diary.
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05-11-2022 00:51
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My mortgage identifies as a student loan.
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05-11-2022 00:49
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How can you stand for woman’s rights while allowing men to dominate woman’s sports?
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05-11-2022 00:49
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It’s impossible to plug in my genderless extension cord.
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05-11-2022 00:48
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If you wore a mask for two years, you can wear a condom for sex.
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