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Cats know. I don’t know what it is they know, but they know it and they’ve known it for a while. They know.
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08-26-2013 15:51
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Dear Miley, there were at least 4 things missing from your VMA performance - Talent, Dignity, Grace and Self Respect.
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08-26-2013 14:45
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Her: Why do you love me? Him: because you have sex with me. Her: You could have sex with other girls, too. Him: I can?? Sweet!! Her: That’s not what I meant. Him: OK…then, I love you.
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08-26-2013 14:38
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Jesus saves. He shoots. He scores!! (watching Mexican soccer.)
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08-26-2013 14:33
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If a guy blogs for any reason other than getting snatch, he probably doesn't like snatch...
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08-26-2013 14:32
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I'm passed out drunk on the side of the road to success.
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08-26-2013 14:04
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When a woman smiles for no reason, I assume she just had that good sex, has good meds or is deciding what to do with my body.
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08-26-2013 14:02
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After watching "Breaking Bad" and the VMAs in the same night, I think I'd rather my kid be a meth dealer than a pop singer.
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08-26-2013 13:09
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The problem with us guys, is that we'd rather go for the hot chick rather than the cool one...
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08-26-2013 13:07 by
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we can all talk smack about miley, but we all know if given the option and if no one would find out, we would hit that pancake A ss
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08-26-2013 12:16
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I have heard of videos going viral, but now it hurts when I pee..
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08-26-2013 11:07 by
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Have you ever woken up from a nightmare, looked around you, and then wished that you were back in the nightmare?
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08-26-2013 10:46
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Miley's a$$ is so flat it looks like a backwards cameltoe!!
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08-26-2013 10:44
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Parent: "Who's the $5 hooker on meth?" -Miley Cyrus .... "Way to go Disney"
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08-26-2013 10:39 by
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all I know is that before I watched Miley Cyrus' performance at the VMA's, it didn't burn when I peed.
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08-26-2013 10:13 by
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Was described as a great dad by my son, further proof that children have horrible judgement.
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08-26-2013 10:12
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You couldn't handle five minutes in my head.
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08-26-2013 10:02
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MTV still has VMAs? They don't even play music! The Food Network should hand out awards to top athletes then or something equally as stupid .
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08-26-2013 10:02 by
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Just watched Miley Cyrus' VMA performance on YouTube... I'm on my way now to the health department to get tested for herpes.
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08-26-2013 09:55 by
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My significant other is all warm and wet this morning..I love my coffee!!!!
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