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   messageicon I want to have a s3x change. From "none" to "lots".
←Rate | 10-01-2013 19:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon has anyone tried to unplug and plug back in the Governmen?
←Rate | 10-01-2013 18:02 by Petree Comments (0)  


   messageicon I came into this world with nothing and still have most of it.
←Rate | 10-01-2013 17:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you want to appear like an employee, just wear a security card, hang around looking seriously. :))
←Rate | 10-01-2013 17:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama is like that one kid in Kindergarten that quits playing when he doesnt get his way.
←Rate | 10-01-2013 17:13 Comments (5)  


   messageicon I can't believe I missed the season finale of the US Gov't last night!!
←Rate | 10-01-2013 17:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon n't out government great...now thay have decided to shut down because they can't all agree on how to spend the imaginary money that has not even been printed yet.
←Rate | 10-01-2013 17:02 by M Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well, everyone at this red light certainly knows who the best goddamn air drummer is.
←Rate | 10-01-2013 17:01 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon I before E except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbor...
←Rate | 10-01-2013 16:58 by StonerDudee Comments (1)  


   messageicon From the government shut down we’re getting to the fact that we need small scale minds in government like a fish needs a bicycle.
←Rate | 10-01-2013 16:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
←Rate | 10-01-2013 16:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. :|
←Rate | 10-01-2013 16:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Half of writing history is hiding the truth. :)
←Rate | 10-01-2013 16:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Superiority complex: a psychological defense mechanism in which a person's feelings of superiority counter or conceal his or her feelings of inferiority. 
←Rate | 10-01-2013 16:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.
←Rate | 10-01-2013 16:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In Africa we experineve governemt shut down everyday I'm hustling hustling hustling
←Rate | 10-01-2013 15:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just tore the tag off my mattress................... What you gonna do Obama?
←Rate | 10-01-2013 15:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shutting the government down is just an excuse from spiteful idiots in congress to get a free paid vacation.
←Rate | 10-01-2013 14:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now that the government shut down it's time to turn off the government give away cell phones !
←Rate | 10-01-2013 13:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can really see how much Americans care about their government when they are more worried about GTA Online's current shutdown instead.
←Rate | 10-01-2013 13:14 by Brodieking Comments (0)  



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