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A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. 
My safe word is “insufficient funds”.
Robin Thicke can’t even name a second Robin Thicke song
Every time my husband wakes me up to tell me I’m snoring we end up making love. I’m beginning to question whether or not I snore.
My ex is selling the vehicle I lost my virginity in. I really loved that skateboard.
A group of guys with ponytails is called a flock of Steven Seagulls
Doctor: I’ve increased the dosage of your medication Me: Why am I not surprised Doctor: That’s one of the side effects of the medication
Guess who I bumped into on the way to see my eye doctor? Everyone…
Sorry I didn’t hear a word you just said-I was looking at your man bun and all I could think of was cinnamon rolls.
My dad had a good idea. Sometimes when cars drive by your house they honk at you. But you can’t respond. That’s where House Horn comes in
Who called it a pillow fight and not attack with a bedly weapon?
When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, that way it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips.
If you happen to see an FBI agent wearing one of Melania’s dresses, post a photo of him.
It’s gonna be hilarious when the people who thought that Biden was going to forgive their student loans realize that he gave them a tax increase instead.
They got that $1,200. $600. And $1,400. Back in gas, food and rent.
The only adult knowledge that a third grader needs to know, is that girls/boys have cooties.
People that get, “the most votes in history” don’t raid their opponent’s homes. But election stealers do.
A penny found is worth more than a penny earned, because a penny earned is taxed.
I prefer 11,000 Keystone XL pipeline workers over 87,000 new IRS agents.
If we have zero percent inflation, why do we need an Inflation Reduction Act?
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