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Kanye be like "Beyonce should have won that fight." 
Hey Mayweather, you're supposed to hug your wife and punch your opponent. Not the other way around
Mayweather landed more punches on his wife than he did on Manny.
I wish I could run away from my problems like Mayweather did.
I need a girlfriend that hugs me if we fight.
Floyd Mayweather has revealed that his secret to his win over Manny Pacquiao was tips from Usain Bolt!
Mayweather hugged on Manny more during that fight then my dad did the whole time I was growing up.
Why don't they make Neapolitan ice cream but with 3 better flavors?
I wonder if Brad Pitt gets sad on Christmas when one of his kids asks what's in the box
It's gonna ba Manny Vs Money tonight....
I bet I can hold my breath longer than you. In fact, I bet you can't hold my breath at all.
The Earth revolves around the Sun at a speed of 18.5 miles/sec and spins on its axis at 1,040 mph. So yeah, I got some exercise today.
Me, to wife: "I don't need a shopping list, I can remember." * Returns from grocery store with portrait of Abe Vigoda and a yak. *
According to Monster.com there is a ton of openings in the Baltimore department tourism.
She lost me at,"Mayweather."
What did God say when he caught Eve swimming in the river?...I ain't never gonna get the smell out of them fish!
Not every trophy wife is first place...
The saying goes "If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all."....Well I guess today will be another silent day for me.
Everyone is watching the fight tonight, and I'm over here loading Rocky into the DVD player a $100 richer #winning
"Hey, no budging in line" - Prince Harry 