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My ex told me to grow a pair of balls, but I'm growing petunias for my garden instead. 
The escalator at the gym is broken, this is BULlcrap.
Did you hear that? That was a g@y man farting without his butplug.
I'm old but not "Change to Channel 3 to play video games" old.
Will E.L. James' next book be called "Fifity Shades of Gay"?
Accompanied by girlfriend to a special screening of "Magic Mike XXL" last night. The nudity....The foul language.... The ladies screaming at the top of their lungs. And that was just me standing in line for popcorn....
FLASH floods are just regular floods except they show you their junk!
Watching 50 Shades of Grey and O.M.G. My playroom Looks. Exactly. Like. That!
We're going to IKEA. I might get a Strömphümpclūmpër, if they haven't got any of those I'll just buy some Płürplöpš and a höööphükïnéll..
WAKE UP America!!! Are we going to let five UNELECTED dentists decide whether or not we choose Trident?
Last I checked, the Confederate flag turned white.
Fox news lied to me. Gay marriage is legal and I haven't married my cousin or my pet.
Same sex marriage? Hell, I know couples who would be happy with a SOME sex marriage
If I owned a theme park I’d name it Three Flags because I’d probably half-ass it..
My therapist recommended I quit growling at people...
There are soo many Rainbows on Facebook I can taste it- Skittles...
My Pinterest account was hacked godammit. As soon as I find out who's responsible, I'm knitting a voodoo doll. No one fcuks with SewEZ2love
Gay Divorce Court is going to be hilarious.
Re: "there are only 380 million Americans" .....yes there are.... And we still RULE THE WORLD!!!
I'm pretty sure Chris Christie isn't running for president. He may be walking briskly, but he's definitely not running for anything. 