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LeBron James opted out of his contract but he re-signed for another 8 years of attention whoring. 
Just created a Tinder page for my dog and he's already got more right swipes than me.
Rachel Dolezal celebrated Canada Day by announcing she's a Canadian.
Just realized the definition of the word "word" is made up of many words and now I have a headache.
Favorite all-time Disney snuff film is "Frying Dory."
America: Diet coke, large pizzas.
If you don't lose a finger or two this weekend can you really even call yourself an American.
If anyone goes to a house without a dog or WiFi, should you wonder how many people are buried in their yard?
The day a black NFL player gets shot by a cop, ruining Paul Ryan's fantasy football team, will be the day the GOP addresses police brutality.
It's called "Independence Day" not "Dependence Day" for a reason
if you own a body shop and it's not called "Auto Correct", then what's the point?
Shocked by the 16% approval rating of congress held by Americans in June 2016. That can't be right. Who are these psychos in the 16 percent?
HEY, To EVERYBODY celebrating Independence Day, None of us want independence, We just want to be taken care of!!! .... We are .... The Baby Nation!!!! ..... Join Us!!! .... BTW .... We are also known as the Democrats.
"Heck .... If we return EVERYTHING to it's original State ..... Then NOTHING .... Shall ever Improve" ......( future man )
Guys with no beard must also help with breastfeeding the baby.
Do our elected officials even know what their Job Description is? I'm pretty sure it doesn't include ignoring and trashing the Constitution!
To all of the Canadians celebrating Canada Day in America this weekend ..... Your Welcome.
The Pentagon now allows Transgenders to serve in the military and get free sex changes ..... Heck .... Apparently you really can be All you can be!
Hit my head on a flag pole ... now I'm seeing Stars and Stripes ....
Make America a Constitutional Republic Again. 