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Can't wait til this election travesty is over so we can all get back to disliking each other for reasons other than poor political choices. 
All I’m saying is now might be a good time to check the Paris pawn shops for some good deals on jewelry.
The opening question of the VP Debate was basically if you were Kiefer Sutherland do you think you'd make a great Designated Survivor?
Clown Lives Matter
You can teach a pet dog to go fetch your paper...a pet cat will teach you to go F@#K yourself.
Some of you ladies need to ease up on the makeup until we get this clown situation resolved.
I'm going to write a book of inspirational quotes & then I'm going to jump off a bridge because I want my readers to be thoroughly confused.
Don't stand up for the national anthem = USA hater. Don't stand up & pay taxes to support the national infrastructure = genius businessman?
Obama loves the Poor so much that he created Millions more.
Hillary: What kind of genius loses one billion dollars in one year? Answer: What kind of genius loses 6 billion dollars, 4 American Lives, A Laptop, 4 Cellphones, Three Tablets, & 33,000 emails all while serving as Secretary of State?
I hope the guy who stole my Debit Card enjoys his $12.69 shopping spree.
Got so bored at work today I actually started doing my job!!!
A true beer drinker never look at his beer as Half Empty .... He looks at it as Half way to his Next Beer ...
*shines flashlight under chin... 'And the phones were attached to the walls and didn't have cameras'.... *teenagers scream. Two pass out
I'm old enough to remember using the ash tray in cars for cigarette butts ..
I just apologized to a bug for killing it and I instantly became a Canadian citizen.
Frankly Auto-correct, I am getting tired of your shirt!
That moment when you want to hit on the bank teller but realize she'll see your bank account balance
Do I have to hear about these Clowns for 28 more days? O me bad make that 35 more days my math is not so good anymore.
If your in the grocery store with your new iphone 7 and pay with food stamps don't be surprised when I slap that phone out of your hand. 