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I bought a donut and they gave me a receipt, I couldn't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove I had purchased a donut. 
I'm so excited to watch the season finale of America tonight.
I heard a rumour Monica Lewinsky won't be voting for Hillary. It seems the last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth.
Today is Erection Day! Go hard or go home...
No matter who wins, they will likely be impeached and their vice president will take over
Well, it's that day that we act like our vote matters.
Don't forget to set your country back 50 years today!!
Let the comedy circus begin..........American elections!
I'm excited for this season's finale of America
Who needs television when there is so much drama election on Facebook.
Wednesday I will have 50% less friends on Facebook.. let's see who makes the cut
Question: "How many clowns does it take to elect a crappy President?" Answer: "We'll Find out on Tuesday!!!!"
I've only drank once since I quit drinking an hour ago
Polls are good for three things, skiing, fishing and strippers.
With this election it is easier to scream at the enemy than it is to own your embarrassment
voting this year is like picking out what STD do you want!!!!!!! you know is going to burn!
This year, they should give out Xanax with the 'I voted' sticker.
R.I.P. Janet Reno. But at least she'll still be voting for Hillary.
If Hillary wins, all public government announcements will begin with: Ladies, Gentlemen and Trannies....
No, she is a good woman. However, I don't agree with everything Hillary Clinton stands for or everything she says. Not everything... Not me personally no. -Janet Reno 