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OK WHO NEEDS MOVING BOXES?
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11-09-2016 17:45 by
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U-Haul stocks are up today :)
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11-09-2016 16:19
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The next vote should be whether she gets life in prison or a firing squad
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11-09-2016 15:46
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Let the pain and suffraging begin.
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11-09-2016 15:43
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Meanwhile, female Asian voters are upset over a disappointing erection.
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11-09-2016 15:41
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Rudy Giuliani is a potential Attorney General. The non-fat yogurt industry is in great peril.,
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11-09-2016 15:39
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Dieting is all about portion control. You want that Big Mac? Go ahead! One bite a day.
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11-09-2016 15:24
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"STOP LAUGHING AT US!" - Americans to the rest of the world
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11-09-2016 14:16
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Why are all the good open-minded liberals moving to Canada? What's wrong with Mexico? If we look at the map, it appears Mexico is about the same distance from the U.S. as Canada. So what's up?
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11-09-2016 13:37
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Hey BLM, dont worry. We havent forgetten about you clowns
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11-09-2016 13:12
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I feel sorry for Bill Clinton, now he'll never become the First Lady! :p
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11-09-2016 13:07
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It's a good day to be a privileged white man.
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11-09-2016 13:02
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Man, there's a lot of people here suffering from advanced butt hurt. Do we need to call a whambulance for you?
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11-09-2016 12:45 by
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You hoes saying you're leaving America but can't even leave your boyfriend after he's cheated on you 32 times
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11-09-2016 12:40 by
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After all that has happened this year all we need now is Dallas Cowboys win Super Bowl!!!!
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11-09-2016 12:39
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I truly cannot visualize the rambling, incoherent creature I saw at the debates now addressing the nation from the Oval Office.
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11-09-2016 12:01
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Other than the economy, climate, civil rights, and security, we're going to be fine.
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11-09-2016 11:42
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"Oh, so that's what they meant by Silent Majority!" -------- Hillary Clinton
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11-09-2016 11:22
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RIP Mainstream Media.
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11-09-2016 11:22
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Stronger Together. WTF does that even mean?
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11-09-2016 11:06
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