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   messageicon US are specialists in making two countries fight.......Now they are fighting within themselves........Karma you Beauty
←Rate | 11-10-2016 02:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is like we are always electing stupid people to be our president but I'm glad we are finally getting rid of Obama
←Rate | 11-10-2016 01:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Will be interesting to see which people in the Democr@t command structure get "Suicided" over the next few weeks.
←Rate | 11-09-2016 22:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon whelp, let me carry my deplorable ars to bed. . .
←Rate | 11-09-2016 21:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Wonder if the Bloods ever feel conflicted voting Blue?
←Rate | 11-09-2016 20:32 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who needs moving boxes? OH, that's right...the Obamas do.
←Rate | 11-09-2016 19:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just a deplorable trying to not get suicided by the clinton crime regime.
←Rate | 11-09-2016 19:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon U - Haul is looking for drivers to bring back vehicles from Canada. . .
←Rate | 11-09-2016 18:55 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just went you think it can't get any worse.. Miley, Amy & Katy now refuse to leave. America just can't get a break!
←Rate | 11-09-2016 17:56 by Luc Comments (0)  


   messageicon DO YOU THINK BILL CLINTON HAS BEEN HIDING FROM HIS WIFE ALL DAY!
←Rate | 11-09-2016 17:48 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon OK WHO NEEDS MOVING BOXES?
←Rate | 11-09-2016 17:45 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon U-Haul stocks are up today :)
←Rate | 11-09-2016 16:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The next vote should be whether she gets life in prison or a firing squad
←Rate | 11-09-2016 15:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let the pain and suffraging begin.
←Rate | 11-09-2016 15:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Meanwhile, female Asian voters are upset over a disappointing erection.
←Rate | 11-09-2016 15:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rudy Giuliani is a potential Attorney General. The non-fat yogurt industry is in great peril.,
←Rate | 11-09-2016 15:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dieting is all about portion control. You want that Big Mac? Go ahead! One bite a day.
←Rate | 11-09-2016 15:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "STOP LAUGHING AT US!" - Americans to the rest of the world
←Rate | 11-09-2016 14:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why are all the good open-minded liberals moving to Canada? What's wrong with Mexico? If we look at the map, it appears Mexico is about the same distance from the U.S. as Canada. So what's up?
←Rate | 11-09-2016 13:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey BLM, dont worry. We havent forgetten about you clowns
←Rate | 11-09-2016 13:12 Comments (0)  



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