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In other news, Buckwheat (of Little Rascals fame) has converted to Islam. His new name is Kareem of Wheat. 
I love how when your watching a crime show and they have to tell you that "this is a reenactment" oh really? you mean you didn't actually catch the murder on video?lol
We all live in a yellow submarine
Children's berry flavored delsym on the rocks... For when you're sick but still want a drink to sip on.
I hope Mexico doesn't raise the cost of Tequila and Produce to pay for this wall.
“Catch me outside, how about that?
It is times like this that make me laugh at people from the south.Hurricanes & tornados, people still go to work, Snow, deserted streets and empty grocery stores.
It's usually the ones with the dirtiest hands pointing the fingers.
I lost my virginity when I was 15. It was smokin' hot until I bit her thigh and all the air leaked out.
If I were an actual snowflake, ie the feathery ice crystal with a sixfold symmetry, I'd be highly insulted.
Mexico is paying for the wall in the form of tarriffs on goods imported from there.
What do you get a girl who has everything ? Penicillin
if I had a nickel for everytime someone told me I'm bad at math,id have 47 cents
The drummer for the Allman Brothers band has passed away. That means only three more drummers, four more guitar players, and a doped up keyboard player to go.
If your phone is autocorrecting kindergarten to Kardashian, the world is not wrong, it's your search habits.
My new phone just autocorrected kindergarten to Kardashian. That my dear people, is exactly what is wrong with this world.
I don't get why all these people are saying "Not My Precedent!" Do they share a shameful past?
So...if all Cinderalla's clothes turned back to rags at midnight, how did that one slipper stay glass? Maybe she should have ripped off all her clothes instead.
Why do motorcyclists point at the road when they pass each other? Is it a reminder?
there any way to really know how many camouflage shirts are in your house? 