Trump Filter: ON | OFF
Search Messages:
Awkward moment when you just wanted a sugar daddy but becomes the First Lady of America! 
Hi Honey, Can you pick up a six pack of bud, and a taco Bill on your way back from the March....ry
Why does everybody call it a "hot water heater?" It's really a cold water heater.
"Let's have a march to show our hate and give speeches about love!" Women
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back with the police then setting them free was probably a bad idea.
Shout out to all the brave men that had to make their own sandwich for lunch today.
A lot of sandwiches are not being made today
'Half the world is made up of people with something to say but can't & the other half is made up of people with nothing to say but keep on saying it anyway.'
If they can't afford an extra $500 a year or $41 a month they shouldn't be buying a house. I guess another bailout like in 2013 of the FHA is more preferable. Taxpayers dont want to buy you another house which you will most likely default on.
Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: Because he can? .... No, because he can't make a fist.
There is nothing worse than watching the new guy at Subway make your sandwich.
I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my spleen on my pant leg. And my liver adds a certain flair to my belt.
That moment you realize 200+ rioters will be getting slapped with a felony and lose their right to vote. LOL
Mexican word of the day....HIDE!
Im going to get some crayons and puppets and teach you snowflakes how to vote so yo dont have to cry again in 4 years
Obama approval hits 60%,most of that approval is that he is finally GONE.
Freedom of Speech has returned to America .... Apparently it is finally now legal once again to make fun of our President after 8 long years.
I guess orange is officially the new black
I'd be all for the Women's March protest if they added, "off a cliff" to the name of the event.
I've been taught to think before I act so if I ever slap the $h!t out of you, I've thought about it and I'm confident about my decision. 