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   messageicon If I wanted a comeback from Brady I would have scraped the back of his throat
←Rate | 02-05-2017 22:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I die I want the Falcons to be my pallbearers so they can let me down one last time
←Rate | 02-05-2017 22:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Houston we have a ball game
←Rate | 02-05-2017 22:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's not that easy to not think about Donny all day. I mean you too would be constantly worried if you left a loony in charge of your house and kids.
←Rate | 02-05-2017 22:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lady Gaga covered more field than the Patriot
←Rate | 02-05-2017 21:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sure, Lady Gaga just put on an amazing show, but she's no 3 Doors Down.
←Rate | 02-05-2017 20:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lady gaga had more yards in the air than Tom Brady.
←Rate | 02-05-2017 20:37 by Hillguy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanks to the Super Bowl, I use Roman Numeral's at least once a year. Still more than I use algebra.
←Rate | 02-05-2017 17:46 Comments (2)  


   messageicon I'm a Twinkie in a Dingdong world !
←Rate | 02-05-2017 17:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thank you Super Bowl for reminding all Americans how bad we really are at understanding Roman numerals......
←Rate | 02-05-2017 14:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, If a guy mutes the volume during the Super Bowl when you sit down next to him, you need to do one thing. Marry him.
←Rate | 02-05-2017 13:08 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon I thought Super Bowl LI was a Pho Soup special at a Vietnamese restaurant.
←Rate | 02-05-2017 10:58 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Damn girl, are we in a bad western? 'Cause I wanna have an hour long showdown with you that would only take 5 minutes in real life.
←Rate | 02-05-2017 04:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm rubber you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. Ma'am, that's not how speeding tickets work.
←Rate | 02-05-2017 01:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I come from a long line of men who will happily answer to a name that is not their own, which may or may not sound vaguely similar to it.
←Rate | 02-05-2017 01:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's like my pastor always says, "Who are you and why are you stealing wine?"
←Rate | 02-05-2017 01:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not very happy with my new microphone but I'll hang on to it in case I ever want to make a video that sounds like I'm at the bottom of a well shouting into an empty beer can.
←Rate | 02-04-2017 21:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Even Heaven has a Wall .... a Gate ..... and Extreme Vetting to get in .....
←Rate | 02-04-2017 21:32 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Am I the only one who would like to see Punxsutawney Phil bite off the finger of the person that wakes him up every Groundhog Day.🎩
←Rate | 02-04-2017 21:05 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm pretty sure my guardian angel is in therapy for PTSD.
←Rate | 02-04-2017 18:45 Comments (0)  



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