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   messageicon Remember the protests back in 2011 when Obama stopped the Iraqi refugees from entering the States for six months? Neither do I.
←Rate | 01-30-2017 08:22 by Mickey Comments (3)  


   messageicon If God gave you a good singing voice, you should sing loud in church to give thanks. And if God gave you a not-so-good singing voice, you should sing loud in church to get back at Him.
←Rate | 01-30-2017 07:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon These Jehovah's Witnesses are getting creative. They are now knocking on my door dressed as cops saying they have a warrant.
←Rate | 01-30-2017 07:05 by Mike c Comments (0)  


   messageicon Generic Frosted Flakes are Oooooooookay!
←Rate | 01-30-2017 05:24 by GlimmerTriplet Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I don't get at least one friend deletion on facebook every now and then, I feel as if I'm being all I can be.
←Rate | 01-29-2017 21:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember when Sarah Palin was the dumbest person in politics? Good times......
←Rate | 01-29-2017 19:25 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Can we put a door in the wall so I can still get my yard mowed?
←Rate | 01-29-2017 16:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We are building a fence and I'm gonna make my neighbors pay for it.
←Rate | 01-29-2017 14:23 by Smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon What bothers me most about liberal women, is that none of them are hot enough to be this stupid.
←Rate | 01-29-2017 13:15 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Iran bans on all Americans from entering their country. So much for my "Tehran Endless Beach Tour". Sandy beaches, everywhere, as far as the eye can see. So sad.
←Rate | 01-29-2017 05:23 by JiffyPop Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently America has a very difficult time understanding and differentiating between the simple terms "Legal" and "Illegal."
←Rate | 01-29-2017 01:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Considering it's climate and geographical location, I am surprised at the incredible amount and gigantic volume of Snowflakes there are in California!!!
←Rate | 01-29-2017 01:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think a true warrior for Women's rights would be fighting for the voices and rights of those millions of Unborn Women.
←Rate | 01-29-2017 01:44 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Why would anyone in the United States oppose an actual investigation into Voter Fraud? As William Shakespear once wrote .... "Methinks thou dost protesteth too much!"
←Rate | 01-29-2017 01:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon America what is wrong with you?
←Rate | 01-28-2017 17:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Irony is their king is the biggest snowflake of all!
←Rate | 01-28-2017 16:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How soon can we start building a wall around California?
←Rate | 01-28-2017 16:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the difference between a druggist and a drug dealer? One sells drugs LEGALLY. What's the difference between an immigrant who came to the US lawfully, and one who snuck in? One's here LEGALLY. See?
←Rate | 01-28-2017 15:15 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon I took my ex out last night, it only took one punch! :)
←Rate | 01-28-2017 14:02 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone ever notice the pro abortion crowd looks like they never "get any" in the first place?
←Rate | 01-28-2017 12:51 by Clem Diddlyiscious Comments (1)  



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