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   messageicon CNN Breaking News: Falcons Playbook was Hacked by Russia!!!!
←Rate | 02-06-2017 08:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So Mexico just announced that they will build a latter.
←Rate | 02-06-2017 08:00 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Honestly, my biggest fear about becoming a zombie in the apocalypse is all the walking.
←Rate | 02-06-2017 07:50 by Mikey c Comments (1)  


   messageicon Hey Dems, send Jill Stein your money. She's doing a recount of the Super Bowl.
←Rate | 02-06-2017 07:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Okay you refugees, idiots aren't terrorist. By definition, they are running away from the idiots. Why are you too stupid to realize this???????
←Rate | 02-06-2017 05:23 by Fazzella Comments (0)  


   messageicon Atlanta won the popular vote
←Rate | 02-05-2017 23:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I haven't seen a lead blown that great since Hillary's 2016 campaign
←Rate | 02-05-2017 23:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Falcons won the popular Vote!
←Rate | 02-05-2017 23:00 by davidster2002 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ..... The only thing deflated at this year's Superb owl was the Falcons.
←Rate | 02-05-2017 22:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now Falcons fans feel like Hillary supporters felt like on election night
←Rate | 02-05-2017 22:35 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I wanted a comeback from Brady I would have scraped the back of his throat
←Rate | 02-05-2017 22:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I die I want the Falcons to be my pallbearers so they can let me down one last time
←Rate | 02-05-2017 22:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Houston we have a ball game
←Rate | 02-05-2017 22:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's not that easy to not think about Donny all day. I mean you too would be constantly worried if you left a loony in charge of your house and kids.
←Rate | 02-05-2017 22:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lady Gaga covered more field than the Patriot
←Rate | 02-05-2017 21:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sure, Lady Gaga just put on an amazing show, but she's no 3 Doors Down.
←Rate | 02-05-2017 20:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lady gaga had more yards in the air than Tom Brady.
←Rate | 02-05-2017 20:37 by Hillguy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanks to the Super Bowl, I use Roman Numeral's at least once a year. Still more than I use algebra.
←Rate | 02-05-2017 17:46 Comments (2)  


   messageicon I'm a Twinkie in a Dingdong world !
←Rate | 02-05-2017 17:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thank you Super Bowl for reminding all Americans how bad we really are at understanding Roman numerals......
←Rate | 02-05-2017 14:26 Comments (0)  



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