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CNN Breaking News: Falcons Playbook was Hacked by Russia!!!!
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02-06-2017 08:23
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So Mexico just announced that they will build a latter.
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02-06-2017 08:00
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Honestly, my biggest fear about becoming a zombie in the apocalypse is all the walking.
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02-06-2017 07:50 by
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Hey Dems, send Jill Stein your money. She's doing a recount of the Super Bowl.
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02-06-2017 07:12
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Okay you refugees, idiots aren't terrorist. By definition, they are running away from the idiots. Why are you too stupid to realize this???????
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02-06-2017 05:23 by
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Atlanta won the popular vote
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02-05-2017 23:25
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I haven't seen a lead blown that great since Hillary's 2016 campaign
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02-05-2017 23:11
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The Falcons won the popular Vote!
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02-05-2017 23:00 by
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..... The only thing deflated at this year's Superb owl was the Falcons.
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02-05-2017 22:47
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Now Falcons fans feel like Hillary supporters felt like on election night
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02-05-2017 22:35 by
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If I wanted a comeback from Brady I would have scraped the back of his throat
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02-05-2017 22:30
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When I die I want the Falcons to be my pallbearers so they can let me down one last time
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02-05-2017 22:17
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Houston we have a ball game
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02-05-2017 22:15
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It's not that easy to not think about Donny all day. I mean you too would be constantly worried if you left a loony in charge of your house and kids.
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02-05-2017 22:06
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Lady Gaga covered more field than the Patriot
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02-05-2017 21:00
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Sure, Lady Gaga just put on an amazing show, but she's no 3 Doors Down.
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02-05-2017 20:40
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Lady gaga had more yards in the air than Tom Brady.
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02-05-2017 20:37 by
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Thanks to the Super Bowl, I use Roman Numeral's at least once a year. Still more than I use algebra.
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02-05-2017 17:46
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I'm a Twinkie in a Dingdong world !
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02-05-2017 17:26
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Thank you Super Bowl for reminding all Americans how bad we really are at understanding Roman numerals......
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02-05-2017 14:26
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